Fresh out of ideas I am feeling
With the present continuous dealing
With this and with that
Ooh, I do feel so flat
So out of my clothes, I'll be peeling!
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Oh gawd! how I love to get naked...
{It's great to be back! ;^}
Oh gawd! how I love to get naked...
In the sun my bod will be bake-ed
Oh gawd! how I love to get naked...
In the sun my bod will be bake-ed
Just be sure it's well oiled
You don't want it broiled
Oh gawd! how I love to get naked...
In the sun my bod will be bake-ed
Just be sure it's well oiled
You don't want it broiled
With a shake and a bake but don't break it.
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I'm sorry, I meant to say nude...
I'm sorry, I meant to say nude
Cause things done in the nude are so good
Sandals and a stetson
I'm sorry, I meant to say nude
Cause things done in the nude are so good
Sandals and a stetson
Don't mean that I'll get some
I'm sorry, I meant to say nude
Cause things done in the nude are so good
Sandals and a stetson
Don't mean that I'll get some
But at least you can't call me a prude
I'm naked and feeling so horny
"I'm naked and feeling so horny..."
A hat and some shoes? That's so corny
I don't want some hick...
"I'm naked and feeling so horny..."
A hat and some shoes? That's so corny
I don't want some hick
I just need some... quick!
I know, but the D word's too thorny
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I love it when Eva talks dirty!
(Bravo, Jose'!
)
I love it when Eva talks dirty!
(It's fun and a little bit flirty) :wink:
I love it when Eva talks dirty
(it's fun and a little bit flirty)
Well, I'm not a prude,
Just a little bit rude.
'Tis a pity I'm sixty, not thirty!
Curiosity endows the people
It makes our live much more full
Alistair said it best
From his heart in his chest
Curiosity endows the people
It makes our live much more full
Alistair said it best
From his heart in his chest
And let life take the path that it wull.
Teresa is cooking me eggs!
Teresa is cooking me eggs
Who cares? is the question that begs
Teresa is cooking me eggs
Who cares? is the question that begs
Hey don't knock it, no
If you ain't tried it , so
That tale of those eggs could have legs
Were they boiled, poached, fried, omelette, scrambled?
(He enquired as his thoughts onward rambled)
Were they boiled, poached, fried, omelette, scrambled?
(He enquired as his thoughts onward rambled)
Was there buttered toast with jam
And bacon, sausage or ham?
Were they boiled, poached, fried, omelette, scrambled?
(He enquired as his thoughts onward rambled)
Was there buttered toast with jam
And bacon, sausage or ham
And a burp as from table one ambled?
A trencherman's chiefest delight
A trencherman's chiefest delight
Could be things that go "bump" in the night
