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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Vivien
 
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Reply Tue 27 Apr, 2004 03:36 pm
A trencherman's chiefest delight
Could be things that go "bump" in the night]
why is that? would he eat them
or grab them and beat them?
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 27 Apr, 2004 11:34 pm
A trencherman's chiefest delight
Could be things that go "bump" in the night]
why is that? would he eat them
or grab them and beat them?
Does a ghoul disappear with a bite?

The dawn is both misty and still
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 01:07 am
The dawn is both misty and still
E'en the throstle has muted his trill



(except at Manchester International Airport, where I was this morning)
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 01:10 am
The dawn is both misty and still
E'en the throstle has muted his trill
The airport was Heaven
Just after seven...
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 08:00 am
The dawn is both misty and still
E'en the throstle has muted his trill
The airport was Heaven
Just after seven
Remember- your airsickness pill

+++++++++++++++++++

Some fly without using a plane
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 08:17 am
Some fly without using a plane
Some think without using a brain.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 10:57 am
Some fly without using a plane
Some think without using a brain
Mindless cogitation's
Pervading the nation
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 11:15 am
Some fly without using a plane
Some think without using a brain
Mindless cogitation's
Pervading the nation
Let's just hope we don't wreck the train!

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There once was a poet named Seal
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 11:18 am
Some fly without using a plane
Some think without using a brain
Mindless cogitation's
Pervading the nation
It's driving the brainless insane!

The witch of Endor is in Paris
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 11:25 am
{I'll defer to the lady... ;^}

The witch of Endor is in Paris
with a guy on "DayOff" name of Ferris
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 11:30 am
I'll defer to the Crow

There once was a poet named Seal
Who said "I don't know how I feel.
I'm right out of touch
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2004 11:55 am
There once was a poet named Seal
Who said "I don't know how I feel".
I'm right out of touch
not been 'round here much
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 01:52 am
There once was a poet named Seal
Who said "I don't know how I feel".
I'm right out of touch
not been 'round here much
So 'emotions'- what is the Big Deal?

The witch of Endor is in Paris
with a guy on "DayOff" name of Ferris
They walked down the Seine
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 08:29 am
The witch of Endor is in Paris
with a guy on "DayOff" name of Ferris
They walked down the Seine
and danced in the rain
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 01:15 pm
The witch of Endor is in Paris
with a guy on "DayOff" name of Ferris
They walked down the Seine
and danced in the rain
But the market in Glasgow's The Barras

The Barrio means something else
But it doesn't mean a lot to the Welsh
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 09:31 am
The Barrio means something else
But don't mean a lot to the Welsh
Convert the UK
To Spanish, you say?
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 10:12 am
The Barrio means something else
But don't mean a lot to the Welsh
Convert the UK
To Spanish, you say?
Hasta nunca, don't ring any bells!

The gorgonzola is crawling away!
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 12:57 pm
The gorgonzola is crawling away!
So let us persuade it to stay...
Quick! Fetch the crackers
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:12 pm
The gorgonzola is crawling away!
So let us persuade it to stay...
Quick! Fetch the crackers
And hurry you slackers
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McTag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 11:29 pm
The gorgonzola is crawling away!
So let us persuade it to stay...
Quick! Fetch the crackers
And hurry you slackers
'Cause that cheese just won't last one more day.

The day here has finally dawned
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