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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:42 am
I'm alone in the office today,
While the rest of the world goes to play
Oh, you poor dear wee thing
Live it up, have a fling -
But I want to leave Hong Kong in May!

McTag you are considerate and kind
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:44 am
McTag you are considerate and kind
And some say I am out of my mind
Or is that out of sight?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:46 am
McTag you are considerate and kind
And some say I am out of my mind
Or is that out of sight?
You're probably right -
Out of sight IS out of mind.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 02:18 am
(We're having a new bathroom fitted at the moment, big upheaval and lots of dust and dirt, involves breaking through brick walls and removal of well-stuck tiles, total nightmare)

We're off soon to the bathroom showroom
I thought I'd share this with the forum
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 10:27 pm
Hey Mctag, whats up? What'd you say?
Are you having a bad hair today?
We've been thru the same
And my wife is to blame
But who cares- she's still agood lay!
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 02:17 am
Jose, long time no see, you old dog
Good to see that you're still with the prog
Cuervo- is that printing
From publishing, hinting
A nom-de-plume there in the blog?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 05:27 am
We're off soon to the bathroom showroom
I thought I'd share this with the forum
Well, the taps are goldplate
In the bath you could date,
And the fourth wall is cloaked in pittisporum.

Jose, you already know the Tag?
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Adele
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 10:42 pm
Jose, you already know the Tag?
So are you being any kind of a drag?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2004 12:08 am
Jose, you already know the Tag?
So are you being any kind of a drag?
First you appear
And then disappear
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2004 01:57 pm
Jose, you already know the Tag?
So are you being any kind of a drag?
First you appear
And then disappear
Continuity is just not his bag

(JC is a witty and accomplished rhymer from the old Abuzz days, seen all too rarely here these days.)

Just ships that do pass in the night
Butterfly 'lighting, perchance to delight
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2004 07:38 pm
Just ships that do pass in the night
Butterfly 'lighting, perchance to delight.
Brief encounter, we sigh
A romantic goodbye,
And then speeding off into the night...

I have found that commuting's no fun,
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2004 08:22 pm
I have found that commuting's no fun
Thank the lord I don't carry a gun
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sarius
 
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Reply Tue 20 Apr, 2004 09:47 am
I have found that commuting's no fun
Thank the lord I don't carry a gun
Even better i say,
The underwear from A2K.
It looks white and snug for everyone.

It has made me wonder now
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Tue 20 Apr, 2004 05:02 pm
It's OK, just don't have a cow!
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 20 Apr, 2004 11:30 pm
I have found that commuting's no fun
Thank the lord I don't carry a gun
Even better i say,
The underwear from A2K.
It looks white and snug for everyone.

It has made me wonder now
It's OK, just don't have a cow!
Where this one is going
I've no way of knowing
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sarius
 
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Reply Tue 20 Apr, 2004 11:43 pm
It has made me wonder now
It's OK, just don't have a cow!
Where this one is going
I've no way of knowing
It's ended before I knew how.

The ozone needs repairing
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2004 01:53 am
The ozone needs repairing,
Don't give up with a shudder despairing,
It's able to self-heal
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 12:37 am
stealth weal? shelf kneel? elf steal?

So drink to it's health, we'll
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 01:07 am
elf steel, I think

The ozone needs repairing,
Don't give up with a shudder despairing,
It's able to self-heal
So drink to its health, we'll
Keep on breathing instead of hair tearing.

Fresh out of ideas I am feeling
With the present continuous dealing
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 04:32 am
Fresh out of ideas I am feeling
With the present continuous dealing
With this and with that
Ooh, I do feel so flat
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