Some mornings when i have to awake
My alarm clock i do want to break
I shall rise (but not shine)
In my own d@mn sweet time
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Vivien
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Thu 15 Apr, 2004 12:19 pm
Some mornings when i have to awake
My alarm clock i do want to break
I shall rise (but not shine)
In my own d@mn sweet time
nought'll shift me excepting a 'quake
the cat has just eaten a fly
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George
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Thu 15 Apr, 2004 12:55 pm
the cat has just eaten a fly
and if you should ask the cat why
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Vivien
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Thu 15 Apr, 2004 01:11 pm
the cat has just eaten a fly
and if you should ask the cat why
she'd say for the crunch
and I'm late with her lunch
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Clary
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Thu 15 Apr, 2004 10:37 pm
the cat has just eaten a fly
and if you should ask the cat why
she'd say for the crunch
and I'm late with her lunch
I know I'm no good, but I try.
My lunch is a salad with tuna,
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sarius
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Thu 15 Apr, 2004 11:42 pm
My lunch is a salad with tuna,
and a jug of lime and vodka.
Ah yes it's noon
But I see the moon
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cavfancier
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Thu 15 Apr, 2004 11:51 pm
Good thing I popped in to read the homages to my liver, and my alleged sex change....
My lunch is a salad with tuna,
and a jug of lime and vodka.
Ah yes it's noon
But I see the moon
ahh, it's just my sex toy named Luna.
My sex change is simply a rumour,
and I'm generally in good humour.
Tomorrow I cook,
perhaps thumb a book,
and maybe check out some bloomers.
The oxtails are simply divine,
bordering on the sublime...
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Clary
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 12:05 am
The oxtails are simply divine,
bordering on the sublime...
Poached gently in gin,
coriander, cumin,
And served with a Chilean wine.
This thread is so great for a foodie
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McTag
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 12:09 am
This thread is so great for a foodie
But it's doing my diet no goody
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Clary
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 12:38 am
This thread is so great for a foodie
But it's doing my diet no goody,
As round as a ball,
I roll down the hall,
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cavfancier
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 12:43 am
This thread is so great for a foodie
But it's doing my diet no goody,
As round as a ball,
I roll down the hall,
while me arse gives a right thunderous tootie!
The pudding is unctuos and cold,
the beef is not aged, but it's old...
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Clary
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 02:16 am
The pudding is unctuos and cold,
the beef is not aged, but it's old,
Just like most of us -
Have we missed the bus?
Like Gorgonzola, we're growing blue mould.
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McTag
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 06:00 am
That reminds me, I've not had my lunch
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cavfancier
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 06:19 am
That reminds me, I've not had my lunch,
and it's far too late for a brunch...
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the prince
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 06:22 am
That reminds me, I've not had my lunch,
and it's far too late for a brunch...
I think I will have a chocolate,
or sex, but I am celibate,
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Vivien
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 10:45 am
That reminds me, I've not had my lunch,
and it's far too late for a brunch...
I think I will have a chocolate,
or sex, but I am celibate, and that isn't true I've a hunch!
I'm tired, I could sleep for a week
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McTag
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 03:51 pm
I'm tired, I could sleep for a week
But my bedboards are fashioned from teak
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drom et reve
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 04:00 pm
I'm tired, I could sleep for a week,
But my bedboards are fashioned from teak:
Every time I start dreaming,
My mind starts a-beaming:
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Clary
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Fri 16 Apr, 2004 11:50 pm
I'm tired, I could sleep for a week,
But my bedboards are fashioned from teak:
Every time I start dreaming,
My mind starts a-beaming:
And the teak bedboards set up a squeak.
I'm alone in the office today,
While the rest of the world goes to play
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McTag
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Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:25 am
I'm alone in the office today,
While the rest of the world goes to play
Oh, you poor dear wee thing
Live it up, have a fling
and that isn't true I've a hunch!