Another A2K London meet is on the way,
Will I see McTag and lovely Fiona I say
Well that is good news
Where'll we meet. will you choose?
that hot dog stall down by the bay?
We could go on to Madam Tussauds
We could go on to Madame Tussaud's
Wearing any old rags that we chose
Drinking good British sherry
We could go on to Madame Tussaud's
Wearing any old rags that we chose
Drinking good British sherry
We'll drink till we're merry
Wearing our ribbons and bows!!!
Now let us be a bit more glum
For into my mouth I shall stick in my thumb!
Now let us be a bit more glum
For into my mouth I shall stick in my thumb!
It's tastes very good,
Like a body part should
But I'd rather drink Jamaican rum.
Do you know Hannibal the Cannibal?
Do you know Hannibal the Cannibal?
He had a sister named Annabelle,
But his sister was dingy..
Do you know Hannibal the Cannibal?
He had a sister named Annabelle,
But his sister was dingy
Mean-spirited, mingy -
And her miserable hide wasn't tannable.
Now, a crayfish salad for lunch
Now, a crayfish salad for lunch
would maybe suit Cav, I've a hunch
he's a chef who's the best
streets ahead of the rest
Now, a crayfish salad for lunch
would maybe suit Cav, I've a hunch
he's a chef who's the best
streets ahead of the rest
And never averse to a munch.
But cav's got a dicy old liver
But cav's got a dicy old liver,
And was worried what the chef would give her,
But cav's got a dicy old liver,
And was worried what the chef would give her,
Or him, we could say -
In the way of entree -
But cav's got a dicy old liver,
And was worried what the chef would give her,
Or him, we could say -
In the way of entree -
cordon bleu that would make his heart quiver
poor cav's had a sex change above
poor cav's had a sex change above
But it won't make a difference to love
As food is his bent
(That's not what I meant....)
Poor cav's had a sex change above
But it won't make a difference to love
As food is his bent
(That's not what I meant....)
Ah, but chocolate outdoes sex, my dove.
Is chocolate better'n sex?
Is chocolate better'n sex?
'Tis the age old question, and very complex
Is chocolate better'n sex?
'Tis the age old question, and very complex
Is serotonin
Better'n bone in?
Is chocolate better'n sex?
'Tis the age old question, and very complex
Is serotonin
Better'n bone in?
Let's try both, to find out, till we're wrecks.
Purely in the interests of science
Purely in the interests of science
I'll have sex with all the men in that line
Then eat loads of choclate,
find if its better to eat than to mate,
and afterwards feel all dandy and fine.
I really cant think of another line
I really can't think of another line,
After five vodka-tonics with lime,
I really can't think of another line,
After five vodka-tonics with lime,
And I'm fearing, me dears,
That I had 20 beers....
I really can't think of another line,
After five vodka-tonics with lime,
And I'm fearing, me dears,
That I had 20 beers...
And I'm down to my very last dime.
Some mornings when i have to awake
My alarm clock i do want to break
