Still got snowdrifts that you could get lost in...
The thermometer says it's still cold...
it's 39ยบ! That's warm! <whoops, forgot where we were>
The thermometer says it's still cold...
Blue skies are more precious than gold
The thermometer says it's still cold...
Blue skies are more precious than gold
But I like a good chill
And a spill on the hill
With a lover who's not quite that old.
******
To continue, a romp in the hay
Is the best way to start out the day
To continue, a romp in the hay
Is the best way to start out the day
It's under the sheets
That we keep in the heat
To continue, a romp in the hay
Is the best way to start out the day
It's under the sheet
That we keep in the heat
And practise makes perfect they say !
When eating oranges from Seville,
Too many can make you quite ill,
When eating oranges from Seville,
Too many can make you quite ill,
For Vitamin C
Is a bugger you see...
When eating oranges from Seville,
Too many can make you quite ill,
For Vitamin C,
Is a bugger you see
It'll turn pith into water- it will !
Seven dwarves were eating a pie,
Seven dwarves were eating a pie,
Suddenly Sonw White came by,
She wasn't wearing her knickers,
You are rude Gautam you are !!
Seven dwarves were eating a pie,
Suddenly Snow White came by,
She wasn't wearing her knickers,
Which excited three vicars,
Who happened to be passing by !
Twas the night before Christmas,
Rude ? Moi ? <wide eyed innocent look>
Twas the night before Christmas,
And Santa had run out of rubbers,
Rude ? Moi ? <wide eyed innocent look>
Twas the night before Christmas,
And Santa had run out of rubbers,
And just what are we
Supposed to do
About THAT? said the reindeer
Cos it doesn't rhyme and it ain't the beginning of a limerick!
Ahem
'Twas Christmas Eve, and even better,
Poor Old santa was sans french letter...
Thats cheating Dlowan !!! U cant change the previous lines !!
Ahem !!
Twas the night before Christmas,
And Santa had run out of rubbers,
The naughty girls were waiting,
To indulge in "divine"mating,
But unsafe sex gave him the jitters !
The rabbit seldom bears her fangs
The rabbit seldom bears her fangs,
Has other means to render pangs...
The rabbit seldom bears her fangs,
Has other means to render pangs...
She beats the men into submission,
Without asking for their permission,
And shares them with her gangs !!
The thirst for whiskey is extreme
The thirst for whiskey is extreme,
After weeks in the desert you dream,
The thirst for whiskey is extreme,
After weeks in the desert you dream,
An old single malt,
Or any whiskey worth its salt,
Or even Bailey's Irish Cream !!
The a2k'ers are gathering in London
The a2k'ers are gathering in London
No naughty thing shall be undone..
But, when they go
'Twill be lonely, and so...
The a2k'ers are gathering in London
No naughty thing shall be undone
But, when they go
'Twill be lonely, and so
We'll just have to plan another one
The ozzies beat us at cricket,
It really takes the biscuit...
The ozzies beat us at cricket,
It really takes the biscuit
They're riding high now,
But soon 'twill be "Pow!"..
