My lunch was Japanesey and nice
Raw fish, chicken curry, and rice,
In a red lacquered tray
An attractive display
Til I was suddenly attacked by mice.
People say I'm a procrastinator
People say I'm a procrastinator
but I just put things off until later
It isn't a sin
People say I'm a procrastinator
but I just put things off until later
It isn't a sin
-I'm sure we've all bin
There, and where in the hell is that waiter?
We've just about finished this bottle
(You really are the BEST at this, McTag!!! Loved it!)
We've just about finished this bottle
And we need another - now what'll
It take to get service?
We're all getting nervous...
We've just about finished this bottle
And we need another - now what'll
It take to get service?
We're all getting nervous...
That waiter we're ready to throttle
(yes he's good isn't he - pretty neat yourself though Eva)
We're merry and ready for more
We're merry and ready for more,
Two bottles at least - make that four!
Oh that is the trouble
With seeing them double -
Make it eight and we'll really be sure!
Then this morning my head's feeling like
It has just been impaled on a spike
Then this morning my head's feeling like
It has just been impaled on a spike
Hot sweet tea, works for me
And some Vitamin C
Then this morning my head's feeling like
It has just been impaled on a spike
Hot sweet tea, works for me
And some Vitamin C
Then lo and behold, beside me lies mike!
(I'm not gay. Really I'm NOT.)
Post the first line or 2 of a new one, sarius!
(I'm not gay. Really I'm NOT.)
but Gautam is looking quite hot
(I'm not gay. Really I'm NOT.)
but Gautam is looking quite hot
And McTag is quite fit
Though he's greenish, a bit...
(I'm not gay. Really I'm NOT.)
but Gautam is looking quite hot
And McTag is quite fit
Though he's greenish, a bit
And a bit too verbose for a Scot
For fit Scots you've got to think Connery
He's a laddie who couldn't be bonnier-y
For fit Scots you've got to think Connery
He's a laddie who couldn't be bonnier-y
But he's a little bit past
It, I think you've miscast
Him, he's white-haired and wrinkled and doddery!
Now maybe you'd think Billy Connelly
Who also can twinkle quite bonniely.
Now maybe you'd think Billy Connolly
Who also can twinkle quite bonniely
Is that all we've got?
Not too bad, for a Scot
But at one time our Sean was come-on-alie
In vino veritas, verily
I reflect as I go along merrily
In vino veritas, verily
I reflect as I go along merrily
Then dammit I said
What came into my head...
Now maybe you'd think Billy Connelly
Who also can twinkle quite bonniely.
Whoa! Don't give up on Sean -
One look and I'm gone!
The older guy's definitely won (ely)!
White hair and wrinkles be damned!
Older men shouldn't be slammed....
In vino veritas, verily
I reflect as I go along merrily
Then dammit I said
What came into my head...
Now I've neither wine nor memory
White hair and wrinkles be damned!
Older men shouldn't be slammed....
They age like wine
And taste better with time
White hair and wrinkles be damned!
Older men shouldn't be slammed....
They age like wine
And taste better with time
(At this age I'm, frankly, becalmed)
No longer the wind in the rigging
I get wind somewhere else when I'm jigging
No longer the wind in the rigging
I get wind somewhere else when I'm jigging
I have turned farting into an art,
The music produced is no. 1 on UK chart,
I speaketh the truth, not fibbing !
Another A2K London meet is on the way,
Will I see McTag and lovely Fiona I say
Another A2K London meet is on the way,
Will I see McTag and lovely Fiona I say
Well that is good news
Where'll we meet. will you choose?
(BTW Fiona was just saying yesterday, how is Gautam, haven't heard from him for a while!)
