It's just eggs frying sunny-side up
They're going to taste great with a cup
Of freshly ground coffee
It's just eggs frying sunny-side up
They're going to taste great with a cup
Of freshly ground coffee
with a piece of toffe
Or whiskey to kick it up
Have you tried Irish Coffee in "Frisco?
Have you tried Irish Coffee in 'Frisco?
It gets you revved up for the disco,
Caffein and whiskey
The mixture's quite risky
Have you tried Irish Coffee in 'Frisco?
It gets you revved up for the disco,
Caffein and whiskey
The mixture's quite risky
So try an Oreo made by Nabisco.
Are Oreos made by Nabisco?
Or by General Foods their big foe
Let's ask Sarah Lee
Are Oreos made by Nabisco?
Or by General Foods their big foe
Let's ask Sarah Lee
Whoever she may be
She's a cute-sounding name for - Nabisco!
What food do you like for a dinner?
What food do you like for a dinner?
Roast waterfowl's always a winner
Try duck, goose or swan-
Er, shall I go on?
What food do you like for a dinner?
Roast waterfowl's always a winner
Try duck, goose or swan-
Er, shall I go on?
Don't! I'm not gettin' any thinner!
And how is McTag this fine day?
And how is McTag this fine day?
from his picture not good i would say
he's looking quite pale
As if a long nail
Had impaled him - not true, I pray!
Vivien's cat never reaches its goal
Vivien's cat never reaches its goal
That poor feline is way out of control
Vivien's cat never reaches its goal
That poor feline is way out of control
It's just running and running
And running and running...
Vivien's cat never reaches its goal
That poor feline is way out of control
It's just running and running
And running and running...
She's heard the food put in her bowl
'poor' feline? no not that spoilt mog!
'poor' feline? no not that spoilt mog!
It's running away from a dog
Or after a mouse
It's all round my house
I think I'll exchange for a frog.
London's Mayor's quite fond of newts
London's Mayor's quite fond of newts
is he really? Not that nice Puss in Boots?
Newts are cold, unappealing
but this taste's quite revealing
London's Mayor's quite fond of newts
is he really? Not that nice Puss in Boots?
Newts are cold, unappealing
but this taste's quite revealing
And one in the eye for the Suits.
Red Ken was a working class hero
Red Ken was a working class hero
Though he didn't make many Euro.
Red Ken was a working class hero
Though he didn't make many Euro.
Poor London was gridlocked
Red Ken was a working class hero
Though he didn't make many Euro.
Poor London was gridlocked
And Parliament shellshocked
Which rated our Ken a big zero
We're off to the Pool for the day
That's Liverpool, and it's thataway
We're off to the Pool for the day,
That's Liverpool, and it's thataway.
Now I've got a hunch
That a gastropub lunch,
Will put paid for exertion all day!
My lunch was Japanesey and nice
Raw fish, chicken curry, and rice,
In a red lacquered tray
My lunch was Japanesey and nice
Raw fish, chicken curry, and rice,
In a red lacquered tray
An attractive display
