dogs do have revolting habits
like chasing poor louche white rabbits
but cats are worse
like scratching the hearse
even the dead will shiver to bits.
the cowdung chased the bull
the cowdung chased the bull
egged on by a ball of wool
the cowdung chased the bull
egged on by a ball of wool
willed on by an egg
with an arm and a leg
the cowdung chased the bull
egged on by a ball of wool
willed on by an egg
with an arm and a leg
Which he broke off a three-legged stool
Gosh, that was a strange one, not half
Gosh, that was a strange one, not half
--As strange as a midget giraffe
Gosh, that was a strange one, not half
--As strange as a midget giraffe
So? I saw a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
Gosh, that was a strange one, not half
As strange as a midget giraffe
So? I saw a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
And saw a horse fly in the RAF
Yes, in Britain, you quite often hear
Our RAF rhymed with half, ain't it queer
Yes, in Britain, you quite often hear
Our RAF rhymed with half, ain't it queer?
But not quite as queer
As Gautam, my dear,
Whose campiness must have no peer.
There was a young man of Hong Kong
There was a young man of Hong Kong
who sadly said RAF quite wrong
In the north half is short
but here's my retort
in the south half's pronunciaton is looong
(so don't believ McTag! we talk about the raff not the raaarf!)
The north south divide is intense
The north south divide is intense
A verbal and cultural fence
The north south divide is intense
A verbal and cultural fence.
Swing along this divide
And you'll fall to one side
The north south divide is intense
A verbal and cultural fence.
Swing along this divide
And you'll fall to one side
But beware the fence that catches the pants.
Cock-a-doodle-do crowed the cow
Cock-a-doodle-do crowed the cow
The crow mooed and the dog said meow
Cock-a-doodle-do crowed the cow
The crow mooed and the dog said meow.
The owl dug a hole
And moved in with the mole
Cock-a-doodle-do crowed the cow
The crow mooed and the dog said meow.
The owl dug a hole
And moved in with the mole
And the barn cat said bow wow wow.
Over my roof there's a big black cloud
Over my roof there's a big black cloud
So dark that it looks like a shroud;
What does it portend?
Over my roof there's a big black cloud
So dark that it looks like a shroud;
What does it portend?
Trouble 'round the bend?
Over my roof there's a big black cloud
So dark that it looks like a shroud;
What does it portend?
Trouble 'round the bend?
Or lightning brilliant and thunderclaps loud?
There's a niggling noise in the kitchen
There's a niggling noise in the kitchen
Some critter's a-scratchin' an' a-scritchin
Oh, what can it be?
Will you go and see?
There's a niggling noise in the kitchen
Some critter's a-scratchin' an' a-scritchin
Oh, what can it be?
Will you go and see?
I'll look if you'll stop your *itchin.
It's just eggs frying sunny-side up
