Perpetual Limerick (:3=

I once had a cat named Reba
Who walked like the Cat-Queen of Sheba
But Reba and I had to part
Cause Solomon stole her heart
And my only pet now's an amoeba.

An elephant woke me today,

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An elephant woke me today,
His size took my breath away.
But for him it's all labor
No peanuts to savor
That big fellow has no time to play.

Clary's adventures fill me with awe

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Clary's adventures fill me with awe
Everything's exciting, nothing's a bore
Dust, mosquitoes & dodgy river crossings don't phase her
Onward she goes, ya just gotta praise her. Laughing

However ....

Clary's cat aversion is a cause of concern

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Clary's cat aversion is a cause of concern
That erroneous opinion we just have to turn
to a cat loving Clary
her opinon must vary

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Clary's cat aversion is a cause of concern
That erroneous opinion we just have to turn
to a cat loving Clary
her opinon must vary
A good cat is one kicked up the stern.

Hey nobody finished the previous limerick!! I LOVE all these people writing poems about me, even trying to make me favour felines!

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I'll finish it Clary and won't even mention felines. Very Happy

Clary's adventures fill me with awe
Everything's exciting, nothing's a bore
Dust, mosquitoes & dodgy river crossings don't phase her
Onward she goes, ya just gotta praise her.
So let's all get together and all yell HURRAH.

A dip in the moonlight, such a lovely sight
Tom yam soup and cold beer, what a delight

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A dip in the moonlight, such a lovely sight
Tom yam soup and cold beer, what a delight
But now in Hong Kong
I am cold and feel wrong...

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A dip in the moonlight, such a lovely sight
Tom yam soup and cold beer, what a delight
But now in Hong Kong
I am cold and feel wrong...
as I fly through the air on a kite

The moon is a great big balloon

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The moon is a great big balloon
Burning so bright at full noon

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The moon is a great big balloon
Burning so bright at full noon
But just one little pin...

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The moon is a great big balloon
Burning so bright at full noon
But just one little pin...
And it's so flat a' gin

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The moon is a great big balloon
Burning so bright at full noon
But just one little pin...
And it's so flat a' gin
Gone like that thingy Brig a Doon

My literary facts may be dodgy

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my literary facts may be dodgy
i kinda feel a lil pudgy
but if i'm right
on this very night
i think i ate my very own budgie!

eating your pets isn't very nice

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Eating your pets isn't very nice
I've only done that once or twice
We had a pet pig
And it grew so big

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Eating your pets isn't very nice
I've only done that once or twice
We had a pet pig
And it grew so big
That it stood and refused to be sliced.

Do you have a ham for Easter?

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Do you have a ham for Easter?
Are you a cute little Easter feaster?

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Do you have a ham for Easter?
Are you a cute little Easter feaster?
Does your belly get big?
That it dislodges your wig?

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Do you have a ham for Easter?
Are you a cute little Easter feaster?
Does your belly get big?
That it dislodges your wig?
Do you drink and then fondle your seester?

I caught a bad case of tomaine,
from eating some rotty Romaine....

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I caught a bad case of tomaine,
from eating some rotty Romaine....
and my dog rolls in poo
oh what can i do?
- get a cat and have a clean domain!

dogs do have revolting habits
like chasing poor louche white rabbits

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