Like a leaf that is caught in the tide
I'm going along for the ride
Cheering like hell, see
For Gunners o'er Chelsea
Like a leaf that is caught in the tide
I'm going along for the ride
Cheering like hell, see
For Gunners o'er Chelsea
The Arsenal are quite a side!
The two goals were equally shared
The two goals were equally shared
So Gunners their first "L" are spared
But will they be able
To stay top o' the table?
The two goals were equally shared
So Gunners their first "L" are spared
But will they be able
To stay top o' the table?
Did you find anybody who cared?
A pretty supporter of Arsenal...
A pretty supporter of Arsenal...
Dreamt of Venus and Pluto and Mars 'n' all
I like it!
A pretty supporter of Arsenal
Dreamt of Venus and Pluto and Mars 'n' all
And she fancied Arsene
(All things to all men)
Something rotten; he made her see stars an' all.
Opiate of the masses, is footy
Opiate of the masses, is footy
In that, it sends half people nutty:
They cancel their plans
To eat bakewell flans
And shout madly loud, screaming 'but he...'
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Some think watching football's a lark--
Me, I'd prefer dancing in dark;
Some think watching football's a lark--
Me, I'd prefer dancing in dark;
Skipping through trees
In 20 degress
To the path as I finally embark
Its about time spring finally appeared
Its about time spring finally appeared
Soon, time for the sheep to be sheared
Its about time spring finally appeared
Soon, time for the sheep to be sheared
kirsten's cat's radioactive
but really attractive
Its about time spring finally appeared
Soon, time for the sheep to be sheared
kirsten's cat's radioactive
And really attractive
But our cat is growing a beard
No, I'm kidding, cause we've got no cat
We've no pets at all, and that's flat
No, I'm kidding, 'cause we've got no cat
We've no pets at all, and that's flat
Out disgusting! No pet?
Perhaps you've not met
The right cat yet, McTag. Meet "Flat Cat."
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Msolga's "Flatty's" a clown
Who'll entertain you when you're down
Vivien's li'l Rosie
Can be rather nosy...
Msolga's "Flatty's" a clown
Who'll entertain you when you're down
Vivien's li'l Rosie
Can be rather nosy...
And nip your toes until she sees you frown.
I miss my dog and the cat with crooked tail
I'm lonely without them - do you hear my wail?
I miss my dog and the cat with crooked tail
I'm lonely without them - do you hear my wail?
I miss them so much I'm going to get more
then I can get on the cat threads & be a critter bore!
I miss my dog and the cat with crooked tail
I'm lonely without them - do you hear my wail?
I miss them so much I'm going to get more
then I can get on the cat threads & be a critter bore!
Yes! Maybe I'll buy one next time there's a sale.
I need a furry critter round the house
I need a furry critter round the house
a dog perhaps? - mmm, not a mouse...
a CAT they're best
someone has been paying attention! I liked the toes bit!
I need a furry critter round the house
a dog perhaps?-mmm, not a mouse...
a CAT they're best
they beat all the rest
even better than getting a spouse
I once had a cat named Reba
I once had a cat named Reba
Who walked like the Cat-Queen of Sheba
I once had a cat named Reba
Who walked like the Cat-Queen of Sheba
She walked in so proud
Stood out from the crowd
Then was chased by the dog of my neighbour
Can I write iffy rhymes like the last?
The age of the amateur's not passed
I once had a cat named Reba
Who walked like the Cat-Queen of Sheba
But Reba and I had to part
Cause Solomon stole her heart
