Over in the bush, I heard the stick snap
My eyes looking round in case of a trap
"Who's that there?" I cried out
"No-one here" came a shout
Over in the bush, I heard the stick snap
My eyes looking round in case of a trap
"Who's that there?" I cried out
"No-one here" came a shout
And I answered 'You're sure talking crap!'
There's a traveller now in Bangkok
There's a traveller now in Bangkok,
That wished she was in Ballyknock,
There's a traveller now in Bangkok,
That wished she was in Ballyknock,
Where the men were strong
There's a traveller now in Bangkok,
That wished she was in Ballyknock,
Where the men were strong
and the nights so very long
There's a traveller now in Bangkok,
That wished she was in Ballyknock,
Where the men were strong
and the nights so very long
And fun is found down by the dock.
What's with rabbits, all over the site?
What's with rabbits, all over the site?
Can't figure it, try as I might
Though a hare's like a rabbit
And in spring, has the habit
What's with rabbits, all over the site?
Can't figure it, try as I might
Though a hare's like a rabbit
And in spring, has the habit
Of hare-raising feats in the night
The bunnies are out of control!
The bunnies are out of control!
Why don't they go back in their holes?
The bunnies are out of control!
Why don't they go back in their holes?
Cause it's dark down there
They love fresh air
The bunnies are out of control
Why don't they go back in their holes?
Cause it's dark down there
They love fresh air
They are rabbits silly, not moles.
My favorite bunnies are chocolate
My favorite bunnies are chocolate
Which I eat as we sit up and talk late
We drink milk or cocoa
Why we do, I don't know
My favorite bunnies are chocolate
Which I eat as we sit up and talk late
We drink milk or cocoa
Why we do, I don't know
But I hear it's a most common trait.
An E-Mail just arrived with a picture of Snoopy
Wearing Bunny Ears that are really quite droopy.
An E-Mail just arrived with a picture of Snoopy
Wearing Bunny Ears that are really quite droopy.
In a plushy pink suit
and waving a salute'
An E-Mail just arrived with a picture of Snoopy
Wearing Bunny Ears that are really quite droopy.
In a plushy pink suit
and waving a salute'
What's happened? Is he going loopy?
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At night, one must watch where one goes
Lest you be attacked by flamingoes:
At night, one must watch where one goes
Lest you be attacked by flamingoes:
Though they appear quite peculiar
Don't let the pink fool ya
At night, one must watch where one goes
Lest you be attacked by flamingoes:
Though they appear quite peculiar
Don't let the pink fool ya
I've suffered from them many blows.
Incredibly, I woke one day
To find that I was Anne Brontë
Incredibly, I woke one day
To find that I was Anne Brontë
The girl of the novel
And, armed with a shovel
Incredibly, I woke one day
To find that I was Anne Brontë
The girl of the novel
And, armed with a shovel,
The girl who beats badgers away.
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There once was a woman I knew
Who went mad: and what did she do?
There once was a woman I knew
Who went mad: and what did she do?
She danced down the street
To the sound of the beat
Of a big drum, fiddle, and kazoo.
Like a leaf that is caught in the tide
