Well, I once knew a man who owned moats,
Who had quite a strange fondness for goats:
When asked why he did
He said hard to say kid
but don't ask me please about oats
The most beautiful creatures are cats
"The most beautiful creatures are cats"
So say some people - quite bats!
That vicious blank stare -
For cats I don't care.
The most beautiful creatures are cats"
So say some people - quite bats!
That vicious blank stare -
For cats I don't care
Clary'd much rather go and hug rats!
While shopping at Asda today
While shopping at Asda today
I purchased a laser death ray
If I find any cats
While shopping at Asda today
I purchased a laser death ray
If I find any cats
- with a squadron of bats
I'll run with my trolley - not pay! <no cruelty to felines!>
I went to the art shop on Friday
I went to the art shop on Friday
To do the most shopping, that's my day.
I found a thick steak
A bread I could make
Then thumbed a way home, on the highway.
At my door, I remembered the paint brush...
At my door, I remembered the paint brush,
And my cheeks were suffused with a faint blush
When I thought what I'd done
At my door, I remembered the paint brush,
And my cheeks were suffused with a faint blush
When I thought what I'd done
I had tea and bun
finished painting with a knife in a big rush (palette/painting knife)
is it age? cos I'm losing my memory
is it age? cos I'm losing my memory
is it age? cos I'm getting all tremory
is it age? cos I'm losing my memory
is it age? cos I'm getting all tremory
I'm wrinkled and crinkled
and liver-spot sprinkled
is it age? cos I'm losing my memory
is it age? cos I'm getting all tremory
I'm wrinkled and crinkled
and liver-spot sprinkled
And I don't know if I remember me!
My glasses are up on my head
My car keys are under the bed
My glasses are up on my head
My car keys are under the bed
now where are my shoes?
what else can i lose?
My glasses are up on my head
My car keys are under the bed
now where are my shoes?
what else can i lose?
My life? Or am I already dead?
Maybe it's midlife crisis
Maybe it's midlife crisis
That deprives me of my fav'rite vices
Maybe it's midlife crisis
That deprives me of my fav'rite vices
I've bought a red sports car
And prop up old Moe's bar -
Maybe it's midlife crisis
That deprives me of my fav'rite vices
I've bought a red sports car
And prop up old Moe's bar -
and gamble with crap games and dices [size=7]<yes i know it should be die! poetic licence>[/size]
It's the middle of the night now in England
It's the middle of the night now in England;
Homes are hushed, and as is the band--
Not a whisper is heard
It's the middle of the night now in England;
Homes are hushed, and as is the band--
Not a whisper is heard
But I'll not be deterred
I'll play my trombone, and be damned
Did that rhyme? I'm not sure if it did-
If it didn't, I owe you a quid
Did that rhyme? I'm not sure if it did-
If it didn't, I owe you a quid,
but a quid doesnt buy much,
Though I don't need anything as such,
Methinks you need to revise yr bid !!
Hey, where is the lovely Fiona,
I miss her, and her lovely persona
Hey, where is the lovely Fiona,
I miss her, and her lovely persona
One moment she's here,
My A2K peer
Hope she's runnin' wild in arizona
Over in the bush, I heard the stick snap
My eyes looking round in case of a trap
