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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 12:03 pm
My remote is stuck,
The TV can never stop
Showing bad movies.
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 12:04 pm
Clary, you'r in the wrong thread! Laughing Laughing
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theollady
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 04:46 pm
Will the news ever end?
The same subjects to bend
My remote is stuck
It is just my bad luck
And too much of my time do I spend.

Some of us post at the same time
And we battle to be first with our rhyme
But if you will stick
You will get in your lick
And tell our good friends, NOW IT'S YOUR TIME. Laughing

SO, hurry, I hear typers tapping!
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 05:08 pm
SO, hurry I hear typers tapping!
With DELETE their typos they're zapping
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George
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:00 pm
SO, hurry I hear typers tapping!
With DELETE their typos they're zapping
Backspacing, replacing
Their fingers are racing
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theollady
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 09:25 pm
SO, hurry I hear typers tapping!
With DELETE their typos they're zapping
Backspacing, replacing
Their fingers are racing
While the rest of the posters are napping!

With my movie, I crave some pop corn
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colorbook
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 10:25 pm
With my movie, I crave some pop corn
and a box of kleenex when I feel forlorn
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 04:04 am
With my movie, I crave some popcorn,
And a box of Kleenex when I feel forlorn;
I've paid for the rental,
I don't want a dental
Film concentrating on old teeth worn.

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An unfortunate fellow, King Lear,
Has a play, by his name, without cheer.
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 04:21 am
An unfortunate fellow, King Lear,
Has a play, by his name, without cheer.
He fell out with his kids,
Ended up on the skids,
There's a lesson for all of us here.
Very Happy

Unfortunate Hamlet the Dane
By no means could manage his pain
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George
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 08:06 am
Unfortunate Hamlet the Dane
By no means could manage his pain
Despite a few odd kin
He eshewed a bare bodkin
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 02:21 pm
Unfortunate Hamlet the Dane
By no means could manage his pain
Despite a few odd kin
He eshewed a bare bodkin
And learned there's no gain without pain.

A merry old fatso called Falstaff
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 05:37 pm
A merry old fatso called Falstaff
Had a full English breakfast at Al's caff
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 05:40 pm
Good rhyme, McT!
A merry old fatso called Falstaff
Had a full English breakfast at Al's caff
His bacon and eggs
Filled up both his legs
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 05:42 pm
Good rhyme, McT!
A merry old fatso called Falstaff
Had a full English breakfast at Al's caff
His bacon and eggs
Filled up both his legs
Good thing he's not a giraffe

He walked out the door with a load
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 05:44 pm
He walked out the door with a load
And went twenty five yards up the road
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 05:51 pm
He walked out the door with a load
And went twenty five yards up the road
When he stopped with a start
And a raspberry tart
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 05:55 pm
He walked out the door with a load
And went twenty five yards up the road
When he stopped with a start
And a raspberry tart
Dropped out of the sky when it snowed.

He couldn't help but nibble the tart
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 13 Mar, 2004 05:45 pm
He couldn't help but nibble the tart
Then he hopped on the back of a cart
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 13 Mar, 2004 06:22 pm
He couldn't help but nibble the tart
Then he hopped on the back of the cart
If one fell from the sky,
Could be more me oh my!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 14 Mar, 2004 04:12 am
He couldn't help but nibble the tart
Then he hopped on the back of the cart--
If one fell from the sky,
Could be more me oh my--
But the rest fell on him like a dart.

Well, I once knew a man who owned moats,
Who had quite a strange fondness for goats:
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