No vengeance is mine, 'he will say',
but I won't be consumed in a day
But soon I'll be soup
No vengeance is mine, 'he will say',
but I won't be consumed in a day
But soon I'll be soup
And don't think I'll recoup
No vengeance is mine, 'he will say',
but I won't be consumed in a day
But soon I'll be soup
And don't think I'll recoup
Creamy potage or thin consommé?
The turkey's disliked by the kiwi
The turkey's disliked by the kiwi
We eat fruit and nuts --and see we
Are upside down
Here in Auckland town
Don't confuse us with Australyi!
Is a kiwi a bird or a fruit?
Is a kiwi a bird or a fruit?
Or a very small piccolo flute?
Is it ochre or red?
Is a kiwi a bird or a fruit?
Or a very small piccolo flute?
Is it ochre or red?
Does it have a small head
Or wear a Kangaroo suit?
Do roos live in New Zealand?
Do roos live in New Zealand
Don't know I aint seen one.
"Course me eye sight is gone,
Do roos live in New Zealand
Don't know I aint seen one.
"Course me eye sight is gone
Are they yellow, or fawn?
And amphibious? You know, like sea-land?
Perhaps I'm thinking of lizards
Perhaps I am thinking of lizards
The ones with a frill round their gizzards;
They tend to turn green
Perhaps I am thinking of lizards
The ones with a frill round their gizzards;
They tend to turn green
And they look where they've been
By swivelling their necks round like wizards
A green day is 17th inst
That's the one day that I don my pinst-
Riped suit for the show
Down the street we all go
In the pub, all the girls are green-rinsed
It's St Patrick's Day of which I speak
It's St Patrick's Day of which I speak
Though to me lilting Gaelic is Greek
It's St Patrick's Day of which I speak
Though to me lilting Gaelic is Greek,
But when I'm half pissed
In a real Irish mist
I speak Gaelic Greek like a freak!
St Patrick emptied Ireland of snakes
It's St Patrick's Day of which I speak
Though to me lilting Gaelic is Greek
To Eire I've not been
So my language is green
And no shamrock or clover I seek.
Just green beer and color the river
The excitement makes me want to shiver...
Just green beer and color the river
The excitement makes me want to shiver
Let''s do a jig
Then take a swig
And hope that I don't hurt my liver.
I hate the Lord of the Dance
He thinks he's the King of the Prance
I hate the Lord of the Dance
He thinks he's the King of the Prance.
I hear Michael Flatley
Is too old and fat, he
Has no joie de vivre and can't bounce.
And from my last post....
St Patrick emptied Ireland of snakes
St Patrick emptied Ireland of snakes
By giving his crozier three shakes.
St. Patrick emtied Ireland of snakes
By giving his crozier three shakes.
The snakes gave a shiver
And in a large dither
Off the island did they soon take.
Oh heck I need to watch my language....
Oh heck I need to watch my language....
It is sharper than a serpent's fang which
Is loaded with venom
Oh heck I need to watch my language
It is sharper than a serpent's fan which
Is loaded with venom
So now I will mention
It's a dog when I say the word "bitch."
Will the news ever end?
The same subjects to bend.....
Will the news ever end?
The same subjects to bend
My remote is stuck
