P.C. hasn't worked for a while
has Camilla now gone out of style?
Or is he just bored,
Or largely ignored?
P.C. hasn't worked for a while
has Camilla now gone out of style?
Or is he just bored,
Or largely ignored?
Either that or been tossed to the circular file
I vent, I rant and I rave
I vent, I rant and I rave
But fortune favours the brave
I vent, I rant and I rave
But fortune favours the brave
And the squaw
She can craw
You see I'm a bit of a Knave !
When visiting countries abroad...
When visiting countries abroad...
I like to take my little dogs
When visiting countries abroad...
I like to take my little dogs
But one time in Seoul
They fell into a hole
When visiting countries abroad
I like to take my little dogs
But one time in Seoul
They fell into a hole
While playfully chasing some frogs
I chanced upon a fairy ring
I chanced upon a fairy ring
which isn't an uncommon thing
when living in the Emerald isle
I chanced upon a fairy ring
Which isn't an uncommon thing
when in the Emerald Isle
so quaint you're sure to smile
and a lilting aire you're bound to sing
The reflection in my gazing ball
The reflection in my gazing ball
Is someone I don't recognize at all
The reflection in my gazing ball
Is someone I don't recognise at all--
Out of that white dish
Comes a terrible fish
With wide eyes, about seven foot tall.
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I dreamt diamonds were cheap like brown stones,
And that I went to make dull atones--
I dreamt diamonds were cheap like brown stones,
And that I went to make dull atones
But then I woke up
Tripped over a cup
I dreamt diamonds were cheap like brown stones,
And that I went to make dull atones
But then I woke up
Tripped over a cup
And broke both my trapezoid bones.
I dreamt I was basking in sunny Hawaii
I dreamt I was basking in sunny Hawaii
And wished I was drinking something MaiTai-y
I dreamt I was basking in sunny Hawaii
And wished I was drinking something MaiTai-y
I'm just achin' to roam
Bathe my toes in sea foam
I dreamt I was basking in sunny Hawaii
And wished I was drinking something MaiTai-y
I'm just achin' to roam
Bathe my toes in sea foam
And ask all the wahini "How a' ye?"
Oh Martha! Please say it ain't so!
Oh Martha! Please say it ain't so!
My bags packed - I'm ready to go
I'm ready for chillin'
O Martha! Please say it ain't so!
My bags packed-- I'm ready to go
I'm ready for chillin',
My company's billin'
You by the hour; don't say no!
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The world is unfair for the turkey:
It can't go to work or try bungee--
It sits in the oven
The world is unfair for the turkey:
It can't go to work or try bungee--
It sits in the oven
In a warlock's coven
Trussed up in a manner, unhol-ee!
No vengeance is mine, 'he will say',
but I won't be consumed in a day...
