Drinking in pubs was once fun
Now my drinking days are done
Drinking in pubs was once fun
Now my drinking days are done
To become fit
I had to quit......
Drinking in pubs was once fun
Now my drinking days are done
To become fit
I had to quit......
Excuse me now, I gotta run!
My kids think their dad is a fossil
Drinking in pubs was once fun
Now my drinking days are done
To become fit
I had to quit
Now I live my life like a nun.
But I still nip communion wine
I drool while I wait in the line
But I still nip communion wine
I drool while I wait in the line
I don't even swallow
Just allow it to wallow...
But I still nip communion wine
I drool while I wait in the line
I don't even swallow
Just allow it to wallow
And pretend it's Bombay with quinine.
Bring me another Mint Julep!
Bring me another Mint Julep!
Colorize it to match with a tulip
Bring me another Mint Julep!
Colorize it to match with a tulip
just poor it right here
it's much better than beer
and won't ever make me hiccup
If you prefer some vodka and gin
If you prefer some vodka and gin
the pub up the road says 'come in!"
let's have us a pint
get into a fight
go home, see the wife and, make twins!
cinderella's a lucky ol' broad
Cinderella's a lucky ol' broad
She gave birth to Maude and Claude!
Cinderella's a lucky ol' broad
She gave birth to Maude and Claude!
she raised them from babies
but they contracted rabies
Cinderella's a lucky ol' broad
She gave birth to Maude and Claude!
she raised them from babies
but they contracted rabies
and now she's a'mournin' in mauve
michael eisner is wringing his hands
michael eisner is wringing his hands
His sweat rains over LA-LA Land
michael eisner is wringing his hands
His sweat rains over LA-LA Land
Like Pinocchio's nose
The tension grows
michael eisner is wringing his hands
His sweat rains over LA-LA Land
Like Pinocchio's nose
The tension grows
I think he's gonna get canned.
The shareholders voted today
43% said "NO STAY"
The shareholders voted today
43% said "NO STAY"
Snow White wants a new CEO
But the Dwarfs all voted NO
The shareholders voted today
43% said "NO STAY"
Snow White wants a new CEO
But the Dwarfs all voted NO
And Prince Charming said OKAY.
P. C. hasn't worked for a while
P.C. hasn't worked for a while
has Camilla now gone out of style?
P.C. hasn't worked for a while
has Camilla now gone out of style?
Or is he just bored,
