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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
fealola
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 01:28 pm
Now my wife prefers Clooney and Depp
She thinks motor sports have bad rep
Unless Vin Diesel's driving
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George
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 01:29 pm
Now my wife prefers Clooney and Depp
She thinks motor sports have bad rep
Unless Vin Diesel's driving
Or Paul Newman's striving
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 01:35 pm
Now my wife prefers Clooney and Depp
She thinks motor sports have bad rep
Unless Vin Diesel's driving
Or Paul Newman's striving
Or Di Nero's accepting a tip.

You talkin? You talkin' to ME?
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 02:02 pm
You talkin? You talkin' to ME?
Said Travis who drove a Taxi
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 02:04 pm
You talkin? You talkin' to ME?
Said Travis who drove a Taxi
He then shaved his head
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 02:06 pm
(hee hee)

You talkin? You talkin' to ME?
Said Travis who drove a Taxi
Said Harvey Keitel,
"Don't send me to Hell!"
And the whole scene was watched by John Hinkley

--So Jodie and Ronnie were bonded
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 02:19 pm
--So Jodie and Ronnie were bonded
with each passionate kiss they responded
don't blow in my ear
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Adele
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 05:26 pm
--So Jodie and Ronnie were bonded
with each passionate kiss they responded
don't blow in my ear
Or I'll kick ya in the rear
And that is when Jodie absconded

The coppers were just at the door
To actually open the door was a chore
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 06:06 pm
The coppers were just at the door
To actually open the door was a chore
The battering ram
Kicked out the jamb
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 06:14 pm
The coppers were just at the door
To actually open the door was a chore
The battering ram
Kicked out the jamb
and all the idiots fell in on the floor


Why should you get the burger and fries?
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Adele
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 09:40 pm
Why should you get the burger and fries?
It is me that need flesh on my thighs
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colorbook
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 09:53 pm
Why should you get the burger and fries?
It is me that needs flesh on my thighs
to increase your dimension
you'll get hypertension
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Adele
 
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Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 10:11 pm
Why should you get the burger and fries?
It is me that needs flesh on my thighs
to increase your dimension
you'll get hypertension
And it is me that''ll fill your eyes!!


Time to sow your seeds and reap your harvest
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OceanKayaking240
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 08:54 am
Time to sow your seeds and reap your harvest
resting sorrows on a life long shoulder
in the shade by a boulder
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 10:07 am
Time to sow your seeds and reap your harvest
resting sorrows on a life long shoulder
in the shade by a boulder
we are ever getting older
and so tired that I need an arm rest

oh boy what a folly it is
for a man to consider me his
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George
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 10:51 am
oh boy what a folly it is
for a man to consider me his
for my me is all mine
and shall never be thine
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 10:53 am
oh boy what a folly it is
for a man to consider me his
for my me is all mine
and shall never be thine
what I am is none of his biz.

I want it, I need it, I gotta have...
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 10:54 am
Oh boy what a folly it is
for a man to consider me his
Why should I give away
What you see here today?
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George
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 11:26 am
I want it, I need it, I gotta have...
The latest rave touted by Madison Ave.
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2004 11:37 am
I want it, I need it, I gotta have...
The latest rave touted by Madison Ave
Not for me cheap
I'll always dig deep
As long as you chip in for halve

Drinking in pubs was once fun....
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