There's a hair in my soup - call the waiter!'
I mean NOW, not sooner or later
I am feeling quite ill
Someone, give me a pill,
Next time I'll stay home for Seder.
There's a hole in my matzo ball!
There's a hole in my matzo ball!
And I'm worried that something did crawl
There's a hole in my matzo ball!
And I'm worried that something did crawl
Out of the wall
And into the ball
There's a hole in my matzo ball!
And I'm worried that something did crawl
Out of the wall
And into the ball
And it spoke with a southern drawl.
It mocked me with a rebel yell
It mocked me with a rebel yell
Sounded just like "Yankee go to hell"
I'm sure I heard wrong
It mocked me with a rebel yell
Sounded just like "Yankee go to hell"
I'm sure I heard wrong
Perhaps it's a song
So I chucked that ball right down the well.
Line, Clazza, give us a start
And into the next I will pour out my heart
McTag's got a heart, so he says
McTag's got a heart, so he says
Yes I has, since the earliest days
You can write with emotion
When you got the notion
McTag's got a heart, so he says
Yes I has, since the earliest days
You can write with emotion
When you got the notion
And you don't give a hoot whom you faze.
I met my first love in a Chevy
I met my first love in a Chevy
She was low to the ground and quite heavy
But that girl had some style
I met my first love in a Chevy
She was low to the ground and quite heavy
But that girl had some style
Some chutzpah, some guile
I met my first love in a Chevy
She was low to the ground and quite heavy
But that girl had some style
Some chutzpah, some guile
Till I drove it right into the levee.
My love is just like a sports car
My love is just like a sports car
It goes fast and it goes far
Under the hood ?
It's real good....
My love is just like a sports car
Flashier than any ole movie star
Train wreck, join the bits
My love is just like a sports car
It goes fast and it goes far
Under the hood ?
It's real good....
Flashier than any ole movie star
So, what do you think of the Oscars?
So, what do you think of the Oscars?
I, myself prefer NASCAR
So, what do you think of the Oscars?
I, myself prefer NASCAR
watching the cars,
rather than stars
So, what do you think of the Oscars?
I, myself prefer NASCAR
watching the cars,
rather than stars
But not with my wife, just ask 'er.
Now my wife prefers Clooney and Depp
Now my wife prefers Clooney and Depp
She thinks motor sports have bad rep
