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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 26 Feb, 2004 04:35 pm
An April, a shower, and fun sun
You'll need an umbrella for each one
Or to shelter you'll race
To protect your sweet face
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 10:13 am
An April, a shower, and fun sun
You'll need an umbrella for each one
Or to shelter you'll race
To protect your sweet face
Or a wimple like a very shy nun.

The snow has hit Bristol at last,
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Vivien
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 10:40 am
The snow has hit Bristol at last,
I looked at it shocked an aghast
It missed us in Leicester [size=7] (pronounced Lester)[/size]
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 12:07 pm
The snow has hit Bristol at last,
It looked at it shocked and aghast.
It missed us in Leicester,
And killed all in Chester--
Praise God, Leicester folk, take a fast! Rolling Eyes

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A present last night came for me:
A man who could talk like a tree.



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Adele
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 09:16 pm
A present last night came for me:
A man who could talk like a tree.
His squabble was small
Though could be 'cause its fall
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 06:39 am
A present last night came for me:
A man who could talk like a tree.
His squabble was small
Though could be 'cause his fall,
He says, 'Oh, how I want to be free.'

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Turkeys feel awful each Christmas,
When, with them, you're filling your ass-


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Vivien
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 10:44 am
Turkeys feel awful each Christmas,
When, with them, you're filling your ass-
Your ass? that is funny
'cos i fill my tummy
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 10:53 am
Turkeys feel awful each Christmas,
When, with them, you're filling your ass-
Your ass? that is funny
'cos i fill my tummy
But miracles can come to pass...

It's Leap Day tomorrow, you know!
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Vivien
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 10:56 am
It's Leap Day tomorrow, you know!
out the door Gus won't dare show a toe
for the ladies go wild
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theollady
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 11:05 am
It's Leap Day tomorrow, you know!
out the door Gus won't dare show a toe
for the ladies go wild
For his wits to beguile
And try to be first in his SHOW.

A' leaping a calendar day
Adds twenty four hours to say:
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 11:21 am
A' leaping a calendar day
Adds twenty four hours to say:
'Oh Man of my Life
May I be your Wife?'
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 01:00 pm
A' leaping a calendar day
Adds twenty four hours to say:
'Oh Man of my Life
May I be your Wife?'
And him twenty-four hours to say 'Nay'

Let's dwell on it four years or so-
Does that plane go to San FrancisCo?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 01:55 pm
Letty wrote:
...(Wow! McTag. That movie was weird)


I thought that it was quite a brilliant adaption of the book, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, by Laclos. I would recommend it to anyone; an epistolary novel that really gets into the human psyche and into cruelty.

Let's dwell on it four years or so:-
Does that plane go to San Fransisco?
No, you're wrong by far:
Unless Ulaan Bataar

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Adele
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 05:05 pm
Let's dwell on it four years or so:-
Does that plane go to San Fransisco?
No, your're wrong by far:
Unless Ulaan Bataar
But then again who is really in the know.

Roses are red,
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 05:09 pm
Roses are red and violets blue
Fungus stinks and so, chum, do you.
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theollady
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 07:42 pm
Roses are red and violets blue
Fungus stinks and so, chum, do you.
So please take a bath
And avoid all the wrath
Of noses that go ooohhoooooo Who?

Some trains and some trucks and a wagon
And a car that still has the tag on...
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2004 08:54 pm
Some trains and a truck and a wagon
And a car that still has a tag on...
We've a long way to go
With mass transit you know
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Feb, 2004 02:31 am
Some trains and a truck and a wagon
And a car that still has a tag on...
We've a long way to go
With mass transit you know
We should copy the Lands of the Dragon*

*Both Hong Kong and Singapore have wonderful mass transit systems! Very Happy

'There's a hair in my soup - call the waiter!'
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Vivien
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Feb, 2004 06:58 am
There's a hair in my soup - call the waiter!'
I mean NOW, not sooner or later
I am feeling quite ill
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Feb, 2004 10:05 am
There's a hair in my soup - call the waiter!'
I mean NOW, not sooner or later
I am feeling quite ill
Someone, give me a pill,
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