And that little walled farm down the lane,
Which I saw whilst catching the noon train--
It seemed bloomingly red
Was it something I said?
The owner stuck my head down the drain.
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'What a dull, clouded day here,' she thought,
Whilst the drunkards on bicycles fought:
'What a dull, clouded day here,' she thought,
Whilst the drunkards on bicycles fought:
They fought day and night
They fought the bad fight
Do I love them? I think I do not.
Men on bikes? Just how bad could it be?
Men on bikes? Just how bad could it be?
Not any worse than climbing a tree...
They might need some stitches
For a hole in their britches
But that would be alright with me.
Couldn't we all use some more movin'?
Our chair seat has started to groovin'-
Couldn't we all use some more movin'?
Our chair sear has started to groovin'--
The wild road awaits,
Under stars lie our fates:
So does this case need any more provin'?
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Today is momentous, no doubt:
It's the National Meeting re Gout--
Today is momentous, no doubt:
It's the National Meeting re Gout
Without sore toes and feet
No meet is complete
Today is momentous, no doubt:
It's the National Meeting re: Gout
Without sore toes and feet
No meet is complete:
We need fungal infections about!
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A man, not considered as brave,
Put red onions on Ted Hughes's grave
A man, not considered as brave,
Put red onions on Ted Hughes's grave
Who is Ted Hughes?
Someone from the news?
Don't know, but I give him a wave.
My day has not come to an end.
More hours than I cared to spend.
My day has not come to an end.
More hours than I cared to spend.
An hour slips by
With the blink of an eye
By candlelight, back in the day,
By my old grandfather did I stay
Enrapt as he told
Of adventures so bold
By candlelight, back in the day,
By my old grandfather did I stay,
Enrapt as he told
Of adventures so bold
In wild terrains that seemed far away.
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Walt Disney's films taught girls to wish
For some perfect, naïve princely dish--
Walt Disney's films taught girls to wish
For some perfect, naïve princely dish--
And frogs were showered with kisses,
by all the beautiful virgin misses,
Walt Disney's films taught girls to wish
For some perfect. naïve princely dish--
And frogs were showered with kisses
by all the beautiful virgin misses,
Whilst I stormed out and muttered, 'what pish!'
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I dreamt of 'Cruel Intentions' last night--
Our neighbour's cat got such a fright,
I dreamt of 'Cruel Intentions' last night--
Our neighbour's cat got such a fright
The poor little feline
Straightway made a bee-line
For exits: but which one was right?
I'd choose any port in a storm
I'd choose any port in a storm.
As long as it's safe, dry, and warm.
So anchors aweigh
(Wow! McTag. That movie was weird)
(May be so; but 'twas Drom what seen it.)
We're sailing today
I'd chose any port in a storm.
As long as it's safe, dry and warm.
So anchors aweigh
We're sailing today,
While the waters are still lukewarm.
Have you ever seen Sally make water?
Have you ever seen Sally make water?
She is Hally rain water's daughter.
Together they dance
And those drops do advance...
Have you ever seen Sally make water?
She is Hally rain water's daughter.
Together they dance
And those drops do advance...
Twas an umbrella that she should have bought her.
The sun is so shiny but I sit in my cave
The sun is so shiny but I sit in my cave
It is my skin I want to save.
The hot sun makes freckles
And other dark speckles
Then WHO, of my beauty, will rave?
An April, a shower, and fun sun?
