On 'Wuthering Heights,' one can see
a hero as dark as can be
and Kathy's so wild
Tony Blair's such an average bloke:
How he can understand normal folk!
In his mansion so swell
How could he ever tell
Of a people, grub-grubbin', and broke?!
What say, I have not crossed the sea.
Of Londoners, What I hear has to be...
What say, I have not crossed the sea.
Of Londoners, What I hear has to be...
that they're all cockney sparrers?
or shopping in Harrods? (well it nearly rhymes!)
What say, I have not crossed the sea.
Of Londoners, What I hear has to be...
that they're all cockney sparrers?
or shopping in Harrods
Or buying jellied eels for their tea?
The English have moved out of London
In the winter, I try to keep warm
By sitting inside a large form...
It is "downy" and zips
All the way to my lips.
I look like a 'checked' silkworm. 
The English have moved out of London
Read antics in a spread called the onion...
I think that when I am sixty-nine,
There will be no such thing as a line.
Things WILL be a jumble
And I'm only one to grumble
I think that when I am sixty-nine,
There will be no such thing as a line.
Things WILL be a jumble
And I'm only one to grumble
But the foolishness will be only MINE.
Now lets get tutti frutti ice cream
Now lets get tutti frutti ice cream
though it will increase the size of my beam.
I shall scoop it all up
Now lets get tutti frutti ice cream
Though it will increase the size of my beam
I shall scoop it all up
Lap the bowl like a pup
And repeat 'til my jeans burst a seam
Ice cream's not appealing in winter...
Ice cream's not appealing in winter...
so let's give the cupboard a squint ...aah
there chocolate there
so I'll just have a square
Ice cream's not appealing in winter--
So lets give the cupboard a squint... ahh.
There chocolate there
So I'll just have a square
Lest there be a raisin-concealed splinter.
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Let me tell you a quick sort of joke,
As I fear my King's Spaniel shall croak...
Let me tell you a quick sort of joke,
As I fear my King's Spaniel shall croak...
like a raven? or dead?
with a pain in its head?
Let me tell you a quick sort of joke,
As I fear my King's Spaniel shall coak..
Like a raven? Or dead?
With a pain in its head?
Either way, it likes listening to folk.
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When I see nothing round me for miles,
When I see nothing round me for miles
'Cept a villa topped with red roof tiles
Is it real or a dream?
When I see nothing round me for miles
'Cept a villa topped with red roof tiles
Is it real or a dream?
as i say with a beam
of delight that this view sure beguiles
And that little walled farm down the lane
And that little walled farm down the lane,
Which I saw whilst catching the noon train,
It seemed bloomingly red
And that little walled farm down the lane,
Which I saw whilst catching the noon train,
It seemed bloomingly red
Was it something I said?
