Whats in the cards for St. Valentines Day?
Oh it's love, grand love that's coming straight way
Love so sublime
Whats in the cards for St. Valentines Day?
Oh it's love, grand love that's coming straight way
Love so sublime
with no reason or rhyme
here's hoping forvever and a day,
How many cards get ripped up?
By someone who feels like a wooped pup?
How many cards get ripped up?
By someone who feels like a wooped pup?
One and one is two
Both of them from you
Forgive me please let us sup
Drink to thine eyes shine truly...
Drink to thine eyes shine truly
On the turntable, Woolly Bully
Drink to thine eyes shine truly
On the turntable, Woolly Bully
Purple Rain on the tube
Drink to thine eyes shine truly
On the turntable, Woolly Bully
Purple Rain on the tube
My truck needs a lube
And I gotta get up real early
Friday the 13th is so near
Just another day to sit and drink beer
Friday the 13th is so near
Just another day to sit and drink beer
so open a large bottle
let it give you a throttle
Friday the 13th is so near
Just another day to sit and drink beer
so open a large bottle
let it give you a throttle
Never mind if the guys think you queer
A black cat crossed my path just today
A black cat crossed my path just today
just like it did on every other day
but it's totally cool
A black cat crossed my path just today
just like it did on every other day
but it's totally cool
yet I am no fool
I crossed myself as he went on his way.
I believe in no superstition
at least that's my suppposed position
but before I go out
I believe in no superstition
at least that's my suppposed position
but before I go out
I touch wood and scout
For my rabbit's foot under the cushion.
There's a rat in a cage at my feet
There's a rat in a cage at my feet
And a bat in a rage at my meat
It's in Tupperware
Batty can't get in there
(sorry, I have to laugh at McTag's bat thing)
Ahem:
There's a rat in a cage at my feet.
And a bat in a rage at my meat.
But it's in Tupperware,
Batty can't get in there,
'cause would take a remarkable feat.
If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen
If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen
You must make a quick valediction
Get out of there, fast
Just step on the gas
Cause it's no good just standing round, bitchin'
Whe you gotta go, guy, go you gotta
When you gotta go, guy, go you gotta
Ain't no time to compose a sonata
When you gotta go, guy, go you gotta
Ain't no time to compose a sonata
they're fast on your trail
When you gotta go, guy, go you gotta
Ain't no time to compose a sonata
they're fast on your trail
gotta cut loose and bail
or get a horse and get'm to trotta.
Saddle up and get your ass outta Dodge
Saddle up and get your ass outta Dodge
Forget about the ladies you left at the lodge
Saddle up and get your ass outta Dodge
Forget about the ladies you left at the lodge
danger is near
so finish your beer
your ass from the stool you should dislodge
On the run from a murderous posse
