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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 02:02 am
On the run from a murderous posse
First take care that you got the best hossy
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 02:30 pm
On the run from a murderous posse
First take care that you got the best hossy
Into the desert you'll go
And boy will you crow
When you leave them all at a lossy

If you had just one wish
What would be the best dish...?
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jackie
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 05:56 pm
If you had just one wish
What would be the best dish...?
To serve at a party for two?
(One kiss at a time
with sweet and sour lime)
And I'd hope that the second is YOU.


Do you know, Why paint the "hearts" red?
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Adele
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 06:02 pm
Do you know, Why paint the "hearts" red?
This is what Jackie has said,
Could it be that it's a color
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theollady
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 01:47 pm
Do you know, Why paint the "hearts" red?
This is what Jackie has said,
Could it be that it's a color
Unlike any other
The only way LOVE can be said.



Can in Februaury, we hope for a 'Spring'?
That seems such a faraway thing?
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 11:53 am
Can in February we hope for a spring?
That seems such a faraway thing
Yet hope springs eternal
And our hopes are vernal
Let's see what a few weeks will bring.

Walt Disney depicted it nicely
In "Bambi", if I recall precisely
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 02:24 pm
Walt Disney depicted it nicely
In 'Bambi,' if I recall precisely:
Murderous Intent
For not paying the rent
It taught all the bairns to think wisely.




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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 02:27 pm
When the neighbour's child comes home from school
It's my dog's disposition to drool ...


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Adele
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 04:48 pm
When the neighbour's child comes home from school
It's my dogs disposition to drool....
The kid throws him meats
From school that he didn't eats
And my dog thinks that it is real cool

Some dogs just look really funny
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 04:51 pm
Some dogs just look really funny,
As if they'd emerged from the dunny--


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Adele
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 04:59 pm
Some dogs just look really funny,
As if they'd emerged from the dunny--
Some look like cartoons
With the face of a broom
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George
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 05:01 pm
And I cannot tell ye
Why their paws are so smelly
But their big old noses are runny.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 05:02 pm
Oops.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 05:04 pm
Some dogs just look really funny
As if they'd emerged from the dunny--
Some look like cartoons
With the face of a broom
Whilst others chase after my money.

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I knew a dead poet called Keats
Who was kind when he handed out sweets...


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Adele
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 05:13 pm
It's ok George..... don't give up Wink


I knew a dead poet named Keats
Who was kind when he handed out sweets...
His mood changed alot
when the weather got hot
and the sweets was too puddled to eats


Do people come back from the dead?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 05:20 pm
'Do people come back from the dead?'
Was a question my right hand once said--
'Do you recall the day
When Emily Brontë
Sprang alive and jumped upon your bed?'

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I am silent, and kept very clean,
Living behind a perspex-white screen

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Adele
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2004 05:41 pm
I am silent, and kept very clean,
Living behind a perspex-white screen.
What could this be?
This is baffling me
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2004 11:10 am
I am silent, and kept very clean,
Living behind a perspex-white screen.
What could this be?
This is baffling me
But I feel just like her madge, the Queen

Noblesse oblige, or it used to
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2004 11:20 am
Noblesse oblige, or it used to
No silver spoon to stir this roux
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2004 12:23 pm
Noblesse oblige, or it used to,
No silver spoon to stir this roux:
My footman's a thief
My maid gives me grief
O! This life is hard, if but you knew!

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My friend, why learn Polish today?

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