Wash it down with some real ale
You'll be fit to face a gale..
Staggering blithely
She is not so lively
As she lurches from pail to pail
Drink is a comfort its true
I often fancy a brew...
Drink is a comfort its true
I often fancy a brew.
I don't like a beer as
Much as a Shiraz,
Drink is a comfort its true
I often fancy a brew.
I don't like a beer as
Much as a Shiraz,
Its smoother and sticks like glue !
I've just drank a glass of it
I hope that I can stay fit...
I've just drank a glass of it
I hope that I can stay fit...
Wine's good for the heart
And fashionably smart, but
Temperance does not suit me a bit!
A carafe on the table for two
A carafe on the table for two,
A white rose, and there's me and there's you,
A carafe on the table for two,
A white rose, and there's me and there's you,
in my pocket, a ring
A carage on the table for two,
A white rose, and there's me and there's you,
In my pocket, a ring
But don't ask me to sing
'Cause you'll probably wish me adieu
You know nothing's too hard if you try
You know nothing's too hard if you try
A proposal, a compromise, even a lie
You know nothing's too hard if you try
A proposal, a compromise, even a lie
Just keep looking for gold
And you'll never grow old
You know nothing's too hard if you try
A proposal, a compromise, even a lie
Just keep looking for gold
And you'll never grow old
But you'll get to those Gates by and by
Are the certainties taxes and death?
What to do, ere you draw your last breath?
Are the certainties taxes and death?
What to do, ere you draw your last breath?
Love's not for sure
Are the certainties taxes and death?
What to do, ere you draw your last breath?
Love's not for sure
And work is a bore,
Reply
Are the certainties taxes and death?
What to do, ere you draw your last breath?
Love's not for sure
And work is a bore,
Throw them all away
and just try once more.
That's stretching the limerick somewhat
And you swine, you've just wolfed the last kumquat!
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That's stretching the limerick somewhat
And you swine, you've just wolfed the last kumquat!
So kumquat may,
We keep on this way,
Til we get the idea of a rumpot.
So let us get on a new subject...............
So let us get on a new subject...............
And find no words with a defect
So let us get on a new subject...............
And find no words with a defect
Reject every blotch
And play hopscotch
Until we are all totally wrecked
Perception is what its' about
Everything else is just doubt
Perception is what its' about
Everything else is just doubt
you can try to be true
or scream 'til your blue
Perception is what its' about
Everything else is just doubt
you can try to be true
or scream 'til your blue
But in the end truth will out
Try rubbing yourself with some cream
It might just make you all dream...
Try rubbing yourself with some cream
It might just make you dream...
Of a glistening beach,
A ripe luscious peach,
Or angels dancing on a moonbeam
Whats in the cards for Valentines Day?
