It's terribly wet on the roads
But it's just fine for ducks, frogs, and toads
Or other amphibian
It's terribly wet on the roads
But it's just fine for ducks, frogs, and toads
Or other amphibian
Or warmly dressed Libyan
It's terribly wet on the roads
But it's just fine for ducks, frogs, and toads
Or other amphibian
Or warmly dressed Libyan
But not for me, I'll flee abroads!
She got the Herculean courting urge,
She got the Herculean courting urge
her other lovers she did purge
She got the Herculean courting urge
Her other lovers she did purge
"Slut!" cried her sister
She got the Herculean courting urge
Her other lovers she did purge
"Slut!" cried her sister
And grabbed her and kissed her
And purged her own urge with a surge...
Last week, Elektra met Oedipus
Last week, Elektra met Oedipus
Outright she told him he was a wuss
"Oh give me a break,
This thirst I must slake...
Plus Mum's got a pretty nice tush!"
I see Orion in the night sky
I see Orion in the night sky
He looks like a well-muscled guy
I see Orion in the night sky
He looks like a well-muscled guy
Constellations are great
(And they tell you your fate)
So some say, but those don't include I
Although I am a typical Cancerian
Whose music taste can be Wagnerian
Although I am a typical Cancerian
Whose music taste can be Wagnerian
A crab in a shell,
Soft-centred as hell,
A sense of humour that's almost Chaucerian
Now I am a typical Sagi
A persona that's far from daggy.
Now I am a typical Sagi
A persona that's far from daggy.
I have a Leo mane
Am quite insane
And never ever look raggy
A strong man knows when to quit
You see it is never going to fit......
A strong man knows when to quit
You see it is never going to fit . . .
But stupidity tries
A strong man knows when to quit
You see it is never going to fit . . .
But stupidity tries
Fits of different size
And then tries to break off a bit
Tell me, what the hell are we discussing?
Tell me, what the hell are we discussing?
How to make a white Russian?
They're disgustingly sweet
Tell me, what the hell are we discussing?
How to make a white Russian?
They're disgustingly sweet
Knock me off my feet
And giddy, I'm positively gushing!
Just what is in a Long Island Tea?
Just what is in a Long Island Tea?
Popular in Nine-teen Seventy
Like a Harvey Walbanger
Just what is in a Long Island Tea?
Popular in Nine-teen Seventy
Like a Harvey Walbanger
Or a Vodka Stanger
Makes you cry out like a Banshee
Deliciously creamy cakes
What lovely things she bakes....
Deliciously creamy cakes
What lovely things she bakes!
Bannocks and pies
Of inordinate size,
Deliciously creamy cakes
What lovely things she bakes!
Bannocks and pies
Of inordinate size,
Oh how my poor stomach aches !
Wash it down with some real ale
You'll be fit to face a gale....
Wash it down with some real ale
You'll be fit to face a gale..
staggering blithely
from pail to pail
