The gleam in my eye is for you
My beautiful little betty boo..
Coochie, coo
Gaga goo
Ah yes and you're only two !
What happens when you grow up ?
Will you still love that little pup...
What happens when you grow up?
Will you still love that little pup?
Or will you love Mike
With a beard and a bike?
What happens when you grow up?
Will you still love that little pup?
Or will you love Mike
With a beard and a bike
Who travels with you through Europe?
Around the world in eighty days
Around the world in eighty days
Is the way to go if you laze.
Around the world in eighty days
Is the way to go if you laze
If you run and you run
You can do it in twenty one
Though your feet will set ablaze!
A nice long cold drink
Is what I need now I think....
A nice long cold drink
Is what I need now I think,
Not a beer but home-made
Piquant lemonade,
A nice long cold drink
Is what I need now I think,
Not a beer but home-made
Piquant lemonade,
To go with this salmon so pink
Some like to sing their love
Others to give a dove.....
Some like to sing their love
Others to give a dove
Partridges, pear trees
From Scotsmen with bare knees
Some like to sing their love
Others to give a dove
Partridges,pear trees
From Scotmen with bare knees
Imagine singing on snow with God above
What do you like to do in snow
Or do you just break your little toe
What do you like to do in snow
Or do you just break your little toe
Your knees or your shins?
Steady on your pins!
What do you like to do in snow
Or do you just break your little toe
Your knees or your shins?
Steady on your pins!
Gimme a great board, I'll go!!
I like weather with a little ice.
Capping it with white stuff is nice.
I like weather with a little ice
Capping it with white stuff is nice
But careful where you tread
Lest you slip and crack you head
ER's charge you quite a hefty price
Always remember, bend at the knees
Always remember, bend at the knees,
When you lift; turn away when you sneeze,
Pay attention to manners
Always remember, bend at the knees,
When you lift; turn away when you sneeze,
Pay attention to manners
Remember those banners
"Save backs and don't spread disease"
Time is a whistful thing
It's like a bell and it's ding....
Time is a wistful thing
It's like a bell and its ding.
It changes our view,
And rings in the new,
Time is a wistful thing
It's like a bell and its ding.
It changes our view,
And rings in the new,
As soon as its here its gone-zing !
This first line is a bit of a tease....
This first line is a bit of a tease,
I don't know if it's French or Chinese
This first line is a bit of a tease,
I don't know if it's French or Chinese
It could be Mandarin
Or am I slanderin'
No its definitely Cantonese
Cornish pasties are so scrummy....
Cornish pasties are so scrummy
And pastis from Parees is just yummy
Have you tried Drambuie?
You'll be looking for Hughie
If too much of that hits your tummy
Oh I do like a rhyme in the evening
OH I do like a rhyme in the evening
Especially when nothing's on TeeV - Ning
Po is a city