Oh I do like a rhyme in the evening
Especially when nothing's on TeeV-ning
Po is a city
Poe can be witty
Can't make a good rhyme, so I'm leav-ning!
Going to bed with a smile on my face
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Clary
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 04:34 am
Going to bed with a smile on my face
As bed is a very good place;
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McTag
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 11:37 am
Going to bed with a smile on my face
As bed is a very good place
Malted milk, woolly hat
In with dog, out with cat
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Clary
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 01:10 pm
Going to bed with a smile on my face
As bed is a very good place
Malted milk, woolly hat
In with dog, out with cat
And my favourite CD - drum & base!
It's terribly cold in the street,
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McTag
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 01:15 pm
base??
It's terribly cold in the street
So you mumble to people you meet
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Clary
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 01:27 pm
..ok, bass I spose. It's only spoken in my purlieu, I don't write it..
It's terribly cold in the street
So you mumble to people you meet
Done up in a scarf
You can't even laugh,
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McTag
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 01:44 pm
It's terribly cold in the street
So you mumble to people you meet
Done up in a scarf
You can't even laugh,
And the birds are too frozen to tweet
Drum & bass, right on, girl, drum & bass
So-called music today's a disgrace
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Clary
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 01:55 pm
D'ye ken a wee pub in yon Sandbach yet, McT?
Drum & bass, right on, girl, drum & bass
So-called music today's a disgrace
It gives aural pain
Or it addles your brain
Is it time for an old people's place?
I'm going to die young, said the girl,
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fealola
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 03:22 pm
I'm going to die young, said the girl,
But first I'll give life a whirl
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McTag
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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 04:52 pm
I'm going to die young, said the girl,
But first I will give life a whirl
Buy me a Mercedes
Too dear? What the Hades
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Clary
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Wed 28 Jan, 2004 04:54 am
I'm going to die young, said the girl,
But first I will give life a whirl
Buy me a Mercedes
Too dear? What the Hades,
I'll eBay one, just give me the URL!
He bought her a sensible Polo
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kirsten
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Wed 28 Jan, 2004 04:58 pm
He bought her a sensible Polo
Thinking she'd be driving it solo
But she picked up some guy
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hiama
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Thu 29 Jan, 2004 01:23 pm
He bought her a sensible Polo
Thinking she'd be driving it solo
But she picked up some guy
Who appeared to be Thai
And the bounder stole her last rolo
A man should never come between.....
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McTag
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Thu 29 Jan, 2004 02:11 pm
A man should never come between
A woman and something obscene
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McTag
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Thu 29 Jan, 2004 02:13 pm
(Change it round if you want. I'm not proud. That rhyme might work better in the last line....)
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Clary
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Fri 30 Jan, 2004 04:15 am
A man should never come between
A woman and something obscene.
So get back to your lair,
Leave the dvd player,
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kirsten
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Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:22 am
A man should never come between
A woman and something obscene
So get back to your lair
Leave the dvd player
It's her domain, and she is the queen
I think I'll bake him a cherry pie
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Joe Nation
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Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:56 am
I think I'll bake him a big cherry pie
Maybe whip up some cream on the side.
Add a hot cup of joe
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McTag
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Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:59 am
think I'll bake him a big cherry pie
Maybe whip up some cream on the side.
Add a hot cup of joe
And some cookies to go
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kirsten
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Fri 30 Jan, 2004 12:10 pm
think I'll bake him a big cherry pie
maybe whip up some cream on the side
add a cup of hot joe
and some cookies to go
Oh to hell with his waist and my pride
