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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2004 04:46 pm
There is a small stone in my sock
Which feels like one massive great rock
When I find the blighter
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2004 04:48 pm
So is it sore feet?
Or a bump on your seat?
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2004 05:03 pm
Oops. I forgot to post the first two lines. I beat you to it, McTag. Laughing

There is a small stone in my sock
And I've go a big lump in my frock!
So is it sore feet?
Or a bump on your seat?
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2004 05:26 pm
OH. No! I spoke too soon. McTag - you beat me.

There is a small stone in my sock
Which feels like one massive great rock
When I find the blighter
My shoes will be lighter
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2004 04:31 am
There is a small stone in my sock
Which feels like one massive great rock
When I find the blighter
My shoes will be lighter
Theb my buddies will soon cease to mock.

I'm having a big mug of coffee
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 03:20 am
I'm having a big mug of coffee
Sitting here with my friend Sofie
We both really like it
So to hell with the diet
And lets have a slab of that toffee

Limiting yourself can be limiting...
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 03:56 am
Limiting yourself can be limiting
So watch extreme sport - it is riveting!
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 05:48 am
Limiting yourself can be limiting
So watch extreme sport - it is riveting!
Hanging upside down
Trying hard not to drown
As the rubber band you're on keeps on oscillating

You can tell people from how they eat
Some even do it with their feet....
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 09:36 am
You can tell people from how they eat
Some even do it with their feet.
When all's said and done
Chopsticks are quite fun
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 10:32 am
You can tell people from how they eat
Some even do it with their feet.
When all's said and done
Chopsticks are quite fun
But for me, a fork can't be beat!

A two year old does it best.
He gets food all over his vest.
Toss on the floor
Then ask for more
Let's put mom to the test!

Have you ever slipped on strained peas?
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 11:16 am
Have you ever slipped on strained peas?
Of course, that's why they call me "green knees".
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 11:18 am
Have you ever slipped on strained peas?
Or covered a dress with hot cheese?
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 11:34 am
Have you ever slipped on strained peas?
Of course, that's why they call me "green knees".
I slipped on the floor
Then slid out the door
Yelled, "Junior, Help me please".

He looked at his mom and just laughed
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 11:35 am
Have you ever slipped on strained peas?
Or covered a dress with hot cheese?
Or squishy tomatoes
Or globs of potatoes
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 11:38 am
(We'll get this in sync, yet. Laughing )

He looked at his mom and just laughed
No wonder folks say I am daft
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 01:59 pm
He looked at his mom and just laughed
No wonder folks say I am daft
I sing to my toes
And sketch with my nose,
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 03:48 pm
He looked at his mom and just laughed
No wonder folks say I am daft
I sing to my toes
And sketch with my nose,
Which I sharpen with a keen knife shaft !

A painful time can be had
While trying to be a little bad....
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 04:04 pm
A painful time can be had
While trying to be a little bad
But if you don't get caught
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 04:18 pm
A painful time can be had
While trying to be a little bad
But if you don't get caught
It comes to naught
So leaving you happy and not sad

The gleam in my eye is for you
My beautiful little betty boo..
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2004 04:21 pm
The gleam in my eye is for you
My beautiful little betty boo..
Coochie, coo
Gaga goo
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