Sorry, I wrote the full limerick
And I've just eaten tasty fly agaric
Sorry, I wrote the full limerick
And I've just eaten tasty fly agaric
Dear Gautam, don't fret
You can write much more yet
You could do the whole page for a party trick
Now I'm off to the pub for a beer
Now he's off to the pub for a beer.
Bet we don't see McTag back in here
Cause he'll toss of a few
Of that wicked old brew........
Now he's off to the pub for a beer.
Bet we don't see McTag back in here
Cause he'll toss of a few
Of that wicked old brew....
Which will get his old brain out of gear.
I'm having a nice glass of wine,
I'm having a nice glass of wine
Perhaps two, so I'll really feel fine
If I get up to four
I'm having a nice glass of wine
Perhaps two, so I'll really feel fine
If I get up to four
I'll just want some more
I'm having a nice glass of wine
Perhaps two, so I'll really feel fine
If I get up to four
I'll just want some more
And then my poetry efforts won't scan nor rhyme!
Och awa', you old fool, said his wife
Och awa', ye auld fule, said his wife,
Deftly wielding the auld kitchen knife
Och awa', ye auld fule, said his wife
Deftly wielding the auld kitchen knife
If the lass again is seen
I'll vivisect your spleen
Och awa', ye auld fule, said his wife
Deftly wielding the auld kitchen knife
If the lass again is seen
I'll vivisect your spleen
and ye'll no longer cause so much strife
If you worked rather more than you played
If you worked rather more than you played
Then it's high time you joined the parade
If you worked rather more than you played
Then it's high time you joined the parade;
Don't be dull, toiling there,
Disregard all your care
If you worked rather more than you played
Then it's high time you joined the parade;
Don't be dull, toiling there,
Disregard all your care
C'mon then, what makes you afraid?
Thought I'd return for a visit...
Thought I'd return for a visit
SealP, it can't be you, really! Gosh! Is it?
Thought I'd return for a visit
SealP, it can't be you, really! Gosh! Is It?
Hope we're doing you proud
Bad form's not allowed :wink:
Thought I'd return for a visit
SealP, it can't be you, really! Gosh! Is It?
Hope we're doing you proud
Bad form's not allowed
Your hair is too sleek, you should frizz it.
McTag thinks I've shopped till I dropped
McTag thinks I've shopped till I dropped
(No i dint silly its jus my new style with no punc)
.....................................till I dropped
And when I saw the bill my jaw whopped
On the counter right there
Neath the cashier's stern stare
McTag thinks I've shopped till I dropped
And when I saw the bill my jaw whopped
On the counter right there
Neath the cashier's stern stare
My Visa card had to be stopped
I was born in the Year of the Dog
I was born in the Year of the Dog
And a princess was kissed by a frog
Or the other way round
I was born in the Year of the Dog
And a princess was kissed by a frog
Or the other way round -
But it has been found
