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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 03:09 am
Meanwhile, up in the attic was heard
(And you're going to think this absurd),
The mouse caught the cat
Upon which it sat
To date so far that's his third....


Its nice to turn things upside down
It quite often leads to a frown,
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 05:48 am
It's nice to turn things upside down
It quite often leads to a frown.
I have to confess
It makes quite a mess,
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 10:14 am
It's nice to turn things upside down
It quite often leads to a frown.
I have to confess
It makes quite a mess,
Roots red, and flowers, brown

"Not so fast, my young sir, nor so free",
Said the friendly but watchful PC
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:49 am
"Not so fast, my young sir, nor so free",
Said the friendly but watchful PC
I'll do as you command
But watch what you demand
Or Mummy may cut off your TV

A remote control can be a baffling thing
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 12:10 pm
Kirsten, I think you must slur your syllables in some special Kansas way!! I count at least 2 more than normal!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 02:37 pm
I suppose that you could go from 'remotes can be baffling things...'
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 03:48 pm
Remotes can be baffling things
Some buttons, some batteries, and springs
The infra-red beam
To the CRT's gleam
At the push of your finger, just zings!

But can you find programmes to suit?
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 03:56 pm
I went to the gym tonight, large
And I feel like a barrel of marge
My muscles all sag
And a wet paper bag
I couldn't but dent, in a charge

But I think I am getting quite fit
Xmas break? I'm over it
Pump that iron, tote that bale
Till you're sweaty and pale
Or red in the face, like a tit*

*robin readbreast, but it wouldn't rhyme
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 04:31 pm
Clary wrote:
Kirsten, I think you must slur your syllables in some special Kansas way!! I count at least 2 more than normal!



Embarrassed Sorry. I had not noticed a strict adherence to form on the thread, so I've been lax...I've gone to the way-back machine, and reviewed limerick rules, so I'll do better in the future. Smile

p.s. I can't blame Kansas...I was educated in the northeast!
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 08:26 am
TV Schedules

But can you find programmes to suit?
Mostly, it's a fruitless pursuit
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 10:41 am
But can you find programmes to suit?
Mostly, it's a fruitless pursuit
With reality fare
Overtaking the air
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 02:55 pm
But can you find programmes to suit?
Mostly, it's a fruitless pursuit
With reality fare
Overtaking the air
So does anyone now give a hoot?

We've got A2K to console us
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 04:27 pm
We've got A2K to console us
It's got plenty of heart, it's not soulless
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 04:52 pm
We've got A2K to console us
It's got plenty of heart, it's not soulless
Word games - educational
Movie photos - sensational
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:40 am
We've got A2K to console us
It's got plenty of heart, it's not soulless
Word games - educational
Movie photos - sensational
and discussions abt sex - Priceless !!!

So Gautam is doing the USA
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 08:11 am
So Gautam is doing the U.S.A.
But we don't know when and it gives us a
headache and worries
so tell the whole story
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 03:18 pm
So Gautam is doing the U.S.A.
But we don't know when and it gives us a
headache and worries
so tell the whole story
And tell it without a delay

(Hey Gautam your mugshot is gone, replaced by a jugshot! That is a toby jug, isn't it?)

A small piece of Indian ceramic
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 03:19 pm
Most prob'ly hindu, not islamic
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 03:27 pm
A small piece of Indian ceramic
Most prob'ly hindu, not islamic
"Not a bobblehead?"
The westerner said
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 07:33 am
A small piece of Indian ceramic
Most prob'ly hindu, not islamic
"Not a bobblehead?"
The westerner said
but the guy surely looks dynamic !!

All ye Americans, raise a cheer,
Gautam's coming, to drink yr beer,
NY and Boston is in the plan
with Chicago thrown in, if he can,
Hot news, read all abt it Here !!

Sorry, I wrote the full limerick
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