And it's hi! for the love of a sailor,
I'm pining and daily grow paler
In bell bottoms tight
He's a glorious sight
And it's hi! for the love of a sailor,
I'm pining and daily grow paler
In bell bottoms tight
He's a glorious sight
As he heads for a booze up and Layla
when landing in far away places
when landing in far away places
security now photographs our faces
When landing in far away places
Security now photographs our faces
They better stop there
Or with them I'll share
Pantaloons, long trews and red braces...
Its getting hard to keep up.....
Hiya Hiama where you bin buddy?
Its getting hard to keep up
If you've got a new Labrador pup
'Cause I kid you not
These babies can trot
Its getting hard to keep up
If you've got a new Labrador pup
'Cause I kid you not
These babies can trot
They're too large to be kept in a cup.
And speaking of delicate china
And speaking of delicate china
Sterling, crystal and all things finer
And speaking of delicate china
Sterling, crystal and all things finer
Its best to invest
In a nice strong chest
Or send the bits to South Carolina
(I've always been here McTAg, I was just wearing invisible paint )
When I went up the hill with Janet,
I felt like I was on another planet...
When I went up the hill with Janet,
I felt like I was on another planet...
It gave me so many thrills
I no longer take pills
When I went up the hill with Janet
I felt like I was on another planet...
It gave me so many thrills
I no longer take pills
And have the endurance of granite
Ths US has landed a rover on Mars
Beat regulator in operation!
A rover has landed on Mars,
To find the original Bars.
A rover has landed on Mars,
To find the original Bars
It came from the States
From George and his mates
Surpassing exploits of his da's
A truly stupendous achievement
A truly stupendous achievement
For people with Beagle bereavement
A truly stupendous achievement
For people with Beagle bereavement
Just get a cat
and give it pat
A truly stupendous achievement
For people with Beagle bereavement
Just get a cat
and give it pat
It'll eat the lamb chops and just leave mint
I do like some sauce with my lamb
And mustard along with some ham
And horseradish sauce
With roast beef, of course
Yorkshire puddings, and tea from Assam
Or coffee, fresh grinded, from Java
Or coffee, fresh grinded, from Java
with fresh cream, sugar, or what have ya
Black will do fine
if you have any wine
Or coffee, fresh grinded, from Java
with fresh cream, sugar, or what have ya
Black will do fine.
if you have any wine
I'll have that, or one bowl of kava.
There is a grey mouse in the cellar
There is a grey mouse in the cellar
Some hard cheese, to tempt out the feller?
And a mousetrap, well set
There is a grey mouse in the cellar
Some hard cheese, to tempt out the feller?
And a mousetrap, well set
Unless you've got a pet
With claws and sharp teeth as a dweller
Meanwhile, up in the attic was heard
Meanwhile, up in the attic was heard
(And you're going to think this absurd),
