Twelfth Night wiil be here with us soon
Burn the Christmas cards, pop that balloon
Out with the old we sing
Hoping the New Year will bring
Riches, joy, peace, and love - soon!
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Clary
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 06:41 am
Sorry, here's my next first line:
In the Year of Two Thousand and Four
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kirsten
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 07:19 am
In the Year of Two Thousand and Four
If we'd learn to take less and give more
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McTag
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 12:21 pm
In the Year of Two Thousand and Four
If we'd learn to take less and give more
For the first time we'd find
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fealola
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 12:26 pm
In the Year of Two Thousand and Four
If we'd learn to take less and give more
For the first time we'd find
That people are kind
And they's pick you up off the floor.
There once was a man who fell down
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Raggedyaggie
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 12:28 pm
In the Year of Two Thousand and Four
If we'd learn to take less and give more
For the first time we'd find
That we've really been blind
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Vivien
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 12:30 pm
There once was a man who fell down
while staggering drunk through the town
as he rose to his knees
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Eva
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 01:58 pm
There once was a man who fell down
While staggering drunk through the town
As he rose to his knees
He said, "Help me, please!"...
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kirsten
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Mon 5 Jan, 2004 03:52 pm
Ther once was a man who fell down
While staggering drunk through the town
As he rose to his knees
He said "Help me please"...
"I'm not used to heels and a gown."
His mascara was starting to smear
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fealola
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Tue 6 Jan, 2004 10:40 am
His mascara was starting to smear
And his falsies were falling, I fear
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McTag
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Tue 6 Jan, 2004 03:49 pm
His mascara was starting to smear
And his falsies were falling, I fear
This couldn't be right
He looked such a sight
He 'fessed up and said he felt queer
"I can't get a gown in my size",
He stated, to no-one's surprise
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Clary
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Tue 6 Jan, 2004 04:39 pm
I can't get a gown in my size,
He stated, to noone's surprise -
His boobs were BB
But his hips 53
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fealola
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Tue 6 Jan, 2004 04:43 pm
I can't get a gown in my size,
He stated, to noone's surprise -
His boobs were BB
But his hips 53
And between the legs a surprise
So he went to Omar the Tentmaker
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Clary
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Tue 6 Jan, 2004 04:58 pm
So he went to Omar the Tentmaker
And said 'I am Billy, a bent baker',
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colorbook
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Tue 6 Jan, 2004 05:01 pm
So he went to Omar the Tentmaker
And said 'I am Billy, a bent baker',
Pay me 5 loaves of bread
Or I'll bust open your head
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kirsten
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Wed 7 Jan, 2004 09:11 pm
So he went to Omar the tentmaker
And said"I am Billy, a bent baker"'
Pay me 5 loaves of bread
Or I'll bust open your head
Seems Omar was one nasty fakir.
Winter's sent a chilly blast
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McTag
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Thu 8 Jan, 2004 06:54 am
Hey my computer screen has gone funny
Winter's sent you a v. chilly blast
I put beats in to make the thing last
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kirsten
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Thu 8 Jan, 2004 07:25 am
Winter's sent you a v. chilly blast
I put beats in to make the thing last
My aren't you the clever fellow!
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Clary
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Thu 8 Jan, 2004 07:32 am
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Winter's sent you a v. chilly blast
I put beats in to make the thing last.
McTag is for ever
Undoubtedly clever
Whatever the murk in his past.
And it's hi! for the love of a sailor,
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Vivien
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Thu 8 Jan, 2004 08:58 am
And it's hi! for the love of a sailor, I'm pining and daily grow paler
