I love writing limericks, I do
A pleasure we all share with you
I love writing limericks, I do
A pleasure we all share with you
One line at a time,
And finding a rhyme,
PS I tried to post a polite and grateful reply to McT earlier, + another first line, but sometimes it just refuses to accept my post! Sorry and that.
I love writing limericks, I do
A pleasure we all share with you
One line at a time
And finding a rhyme
Each time is something brand new!
Sometimes I get stuck on stupid
Sometimes I get stuck on stupid
Like some lover's do with Cupid
Sometimes I may be smart
Sometimes I get stuck on stupid
Like some lover's do with Cupid
Sometimes I may be smart
But 'twas only a brain fart
Sometimes I get stuck on stupid
Like some lover's do with Cupid
Sometimes I may be smart
But 'twas only a brain fart
I'm much more dense than lucid
I'll search to the ends of earth
I'll search to the ends of earth
To find out what it is worth
What is it? you ask
Is she up to the task?
I'll search to the ends of earth
To find out what it is worth
What is it? you ask
Is she up to the task?
The answer began at her birth
The new year so far has been good
The new year so far has been good
Except for the old Christmas pud
The new year so far has been good
Except for the old Christmas pud
Our pudding's divine
The brandy, the wine
And the rest of the Yeweltide food
I've just come back in from the pub
I've just come back in from the pub
Tripping over some blasted shrub
While down on my knees
I've just come back in from the pub
Tripping over some blasted shrub
While down on my knees
What's this I sees?
My old lady and some guy in the tub.
This is a helluva way to start the New Year
This is a helluva way to start the New Year
But the handwriting on the wall is clear
This is a helluva way to start the New Year
But the handwriting on the wall's clear
Each day is quite new
And unique to you
This is a helluva way to start the New Year
But the handwriting on the wall's clear
Each day is quite new
And unique to you
Resolution: just stay off the beer
So, the daily grind starteth tomorrow
So the daily grind starteth tomorrow?
You sound as though that were a sorrow.
So the daily grind starteth tomorrow?
You sound as though that were a sorrow.
Subjunctive, correct
To the lady, respect
And I'm off in the morning to Warro*
(Warrington, which the natives call Warro when they want it to rhyme with Torro)
Twelfth Night will be here with us soon
Twelfth Night will be here with us soon,
Burn the Christmas cards, pop that balloon,
Twelfth Night wiil be here with us soon
Burn the Christmas cards, pop that balloon
Out with the old we sing
Hoping the New Year will bring
