I admit I love purple in all shades
From iris found in verdant glades
To lilacs in bloom
I admit I love purple in all shades
From iris found in verdant glades
To lilacs in bloom
There scent fills the room
And lavender fills the sachets.
Have you ever been wassailing?
Have you ever been wassailing?
Or have the carollers been hasseling?
Have you ever been wassailing?
Or have the carollers been hasseling?
To sing and to party
You have to be hearty
Have you ever been wassailing?
Or have the carollers been hasseling?
To sing and to party
You have to be hearty
Bah Humbug! I think I'm passing.
My tree is up, but not decorated
My Christmas dreams have yet to be sated
I want it! I want it!
My tree is up, but not decorated
My Christmas dreams have yet to be stated
I want it! I want it!
I got it so good,
Just like I knew that I really would.
It's got tinsel and lights and lot of candy canes
The presents below are wrapped and have names,
It's got tinsel and lights and lots of candy canes
The presents below are wrapped and have names,
Shining globes hang amongst the icicles,
toy sleds, toy cars, toy bicycles,
It's got tinsel and lights and lots of candy canes
The presents below are wrapped and have names,
Shining globes hang amongst the icicles,
toy sleds, toy cars, toy bicycles,
While the credit cards limits went insane
Are your holiday gifts all bought and wrapped?
Are your holiday gifts all bought and wrapped?
No, my patience is gone and my energy sapped.
But the internets there
And I've ordered my share
Are your holiday gifts all bought and wrapped?
No, my patience is gone and my energy sapped.
But the internets there
And I've ordered my share
As my pocket book's also been tapped
Santa may not bring you everything you want
Santa may not bring you everything you want
Tho the ads will smirk you and tease as they taunt
Santa may not bring you everything you want
Tho the ads will smirk you and tease as they taunt
So, greedy, so needy
So sleazebag. so seedy
Santa may not bring you everything you want
Tho the ads will smirk you and tease as they taunt
So, greedy, so needy
So sleazebag. So seedy
And the bills will soon come to haunt.
Chestnuts, do you like them?
Chestnuts, do you like them?
Fried or roasted by an open furnace bin?
Or maybe boiled in a pot?
Chestnuts, do you like them?
Fried or roasted by an open furnace bin?
Or maybe boiled in a pot?
On this subject I've just one thought
Are we talking nuts here or chicken?
I sure hope Santa doesn't catch the flu
I sure hope Santa doesn't catch the flu
Maybe he'll strike and the flu will be "blue"
Or red in his case
I sure hope Santa doesn't catch the flu
Maybe he'll strike and the flu will be "blue"
Or red in his case
Or pink like his face
I just hope the flu waits till Christmas is through.
I sure hope Rudolph doesn't catch a cold
I sure hope Rudolph doesn't catch a cold
Or even the creeping mold
I sure hope Rudolph does't catch a cold
Or even the creeping mold
Though Santa doubtless has a cure
Elfin magic in the feed for sure
I sure hope Rudolph doesn't catch a cold
Or even the creeping mold
Though Santa doubtless has a cure
Elfin magic in the feed for sure
He'll be fine, just as in days of old
In olden days, folks did have less
