Oh but they bounce to and fro
Those pristine white crystals of snow
Oh, but they bounce to and fro
Those pristine white crystals of snow
How lovely they seem-
A tobogganner's dream
And for children to ball up and throw
A "White Christmas" is seldom seen here
But maybe we'll get one this year
A "White Christmas" is seldom seen here
But maybe we'll get one this year
Santa still shows
With nary much clothes
A "White Christmas" is seldom seen here
But maybe we'll get one this year
Santa still shows
With nary much clothes
And snubs cookies and milk, for beers
We were waiting in line to see jolly Saint Nick
We were waiting in line to see jolly Saint Nick
Tired from battling the crowds and heavy traffic
With Muzak blaring in our ears
And little ones reduced to tears
We were waiting in line to see jolly Saint Nick
Tired from battling the crowds and heavy traffic
With Muzak blaring in our ears
And little ones reduced to tears
Very far from our thoughts was Chappaquiddick
Perhaps I shoulda rhymed it with "quick"
I write all my notes with a Bic
A French ball-point pen
You need those now and then
Perhaps I shoulda rhymed it with "quick"
I write all my notes with a Bic
A French ball-point pen
You need those now and then
When writing a Lim-er-ick
Why not try a feather?
Why not try a feather?
Or something made of leather?
Just give it a try
Why not try a feather?
Or something made of leather?
Just give it a try
Think I'll post a reply
And change the topic to the weather!
The sky above is cloudy and gray
Not what I wished for on Thanksgiving Day
The sky above is cloudy and gray
Not what I wished for on Thanksgiving Day
But the turkey dinner was well done
Family and friends stuffed and ready to run
What shall we eat Christmas and pray
Is anybody going to the sales
Is anybody going to the sales?
Is Ireland bigger than Wales?
Do birds of a feather
In truth, flock together
Or is that just like, one of those tales?
The weekend looms large on my screen
The weekend looms large on my screen,
one lousey win, tis that too big a dream?
The weekend looms large on my screen
one lousely win, tis that too big a dream
Christmas will be here before you know it
Gifts to buy, cards to write, no way we're down a pit
Christmas is beautiful time for our caroling team
Got to get our Christmas gifts before the rush
Got to get our Christmas gifts before the rush
Tread to each and every store in the snowy mush
Show then plastic if you dare
Got to get our Christmas gifts before the rush
Tread to each and every store in the snowy mush
Show then plastic if you dare
Watch your packages and beware
We have to decorate out tree and brush
Now we have to make a list
Now we have to make a list-
To be sure that NO ONE is missed!
Now we have to make a list-
To be sure that NO ONE is missed!
You may have been naughty
Or even a bit haughty
I hope Santa brings what you have wished
Finally the Christmas season has begun
Finally the Christmas season has begun
And I'm already behind in getting things done.
Finally the Christmas season has begun
And I'm already behind in getting things done.
Oh what the heck,
I'll pack up my bag,
Finaaly the Christmas season has begun
And I'm already behind in getting things done.
Oh what the heck,
I'll pack up my bag
And do everything on the run.
Isn't there a better way?
