I'm doing a Trial AS WE TYPE
No, it's not one with much hype
Its abt a guy wo was bent,
ran off with his mother's boyfriend,
I'm doing a Trial AS WE TYPE
No, it's not one with much hype
Its abt a guy wo was bent,
ran off with his mother's boyfriend,
and returned to the house with beef tripe
Hey! the door's open, come in...
Hey! the door's open, come in...
the bar is open, like a vodka or gin ?
Hey! the door's open, come in...
the bar is open, like a vodka or gin ?
i'll take neither thank you-
but then what will you do?
I know, have a NON-Drunk driver then
This Jury selection is BORING!
i'm not kdding - seems there is no end
This Jury selection is BORING!
I thought I heard someone snoring
This Jury selection is BORING!
I thought I heard someone snoring
he was in fact sleep
in the front row? oh dear pete!
This Jury selection is BORING!
I thought I heard someone snoring
he was in fact sleep
in the front row? oh dear pete!
Yep, that 'twas Pete doing all that roaring.
It's Friday. Is everyone happy?
It's Friday. Is everyone happy?
I'm tired, don't have an answer too snappy
And if I have anymore wine
I'll rise but not shine
"Cause I most certainly will feel crappy.
The ad read 2 bdrm/2 bath with a view
The ad read 2 bdrm/2 bath with a view
1 year lease and the carpet's brand new
It's 10 flights up with no elevator
A neighbor on 1 side (you'll hate her)
And the neighbor on the other's a shrew
But really, you're not rich - so what?
It's all you can afford - you nut.
But really, you're not rich - so what?
It's all you can afford - you nut.
Just take what you get
To place another bet
And go with the feel in your gut
The weather says, "snow on the way."
The weather says, "Snow on the way."
No sunbathing likely today....
The winter's cold grip
Means that I'd like a trip
To Nassau or Montego Bay
With sun, sand and sea, I could savour
With sun, sand and sea, I could savour
A cool drink with a tropical flavor
With sun, sand and sea, I could savour
A cool drink with a tropical flavor
I'd be a life guard
Which isn't too hard
And have lots of fun trying to save her
In a lighthouse all covered with mist
In a lighthouse all covered with mist
You can find baskets of gold on your list
The sand on the shore
Danced with the wind at war
In a lighthouse all covered with mist
You can find baskets of gold on your list
The sand on the shore
Dance with wind at war
Imagine the crystals on your fist
Imagine the snow on the ground
Imagine the snow on the ground
bountiful and white all around
if snow starts to melt
Imagine the snow on the ground
bountiful and white all around
if snow stars to melt
and the sun's warmth is felt
by morning we might be icebound
Observe the flakes as they whirl
Observe the flakes as they whirl
They pivot, they dive and they swirl.
what a glorious site
to see them in flight
Observe the flakes as they whirl
They pivot , they dive and they swirl
What a glorious site
To see them in flight
Imagine them in such a curl
Oh but they bounce to and fro
