Does Mel Gibson have a nose job?
Is Paul Getty worth a few bob?
Yes he does, yes he is
Well I never! Gee whiz!
Does Mel Gibson have a nose job?
Is Paul Getty worth a few bob?
Yes he does, yes he is
Well I never! Gee whiz!
Money + looks = Heartthrob!
Where can I find me a rich dude?
Need a few baubles to keep me in the mood...
Where can I find me a rich dude?
Need a few baubles to keep me in the mood
How 'bout Palm Beach,
That's in my reach
Some of them got rich on crude.
How 'bout a date with Jed Clampett?
How 'bout a date with Jed Clampett?
He can dance to a tune and just stamp it
He's a multi-millionaire
How 'bout a date with Jed Clampett?
He can dance to a tune and just stamp it
He's a multi-millionaire
With frizzy grey hair
And a shotgun tucked under his armpit.
You know, I kinda liked Ellie-May
They don't make 'em like that, today
You know, I kinda liked Ellie May
They don't make 'em like that today
Big boobs and blonde hair
Head lighter than air
Man oh man, that girl could sashay!
Grannie'd shoot fellers that ogled...
Grannie'd shoot fellers that ogled
But she couldn't read or play Boggle
But she cooked up some vitlins
For the B.H. cit'zens
Grannie'd shoot fellers that ogled
But she couldn't read or play Boggle
But she cooked up some vitlins
For the B.H. cit'zens
gave them moonshine that made them all foggled.
Now Jed was a pretty good shooter
Now Jed was a pretty good shooter
Which scared the pee out of Ellie-May's suitor
His efforts to court her
Now Jed was a pretty good shooter
Which scared the pee out of Elli-May's suitor
His efforts to court her
Were met with Jed's order
To high-tail it 'fore he was a neuter!
That Jethro was some handsome feller
That Jethro was some handsome feller
and looking nothing like old yeller
he took his sweet time
and made up his mind
to marry a South Trust bank teller
This teller, a 'good girl', was not
Hey, O!
This teller, a 'good girl', was not
In fact, she was hot to trot
She wore "Daisy Dukes"
This teller, a 'good girl', was not
In fact, she was hot to trot
She wore "Daisy Dukes"
and t'was not a flue
that divorced this young couple soon got
It made poor dear jethro upset
It made poor dear Jethro upset
But Granny said son, don't you fret
I'll cook up some squirrel
It made poor dear Jethro upset
But Granny said son, don't you fret
I'll cook up some squirrel
Better'n a girl
And it won't get you into debt!
Jethro, beware of Goldiggers
Jethro, beware of Golddiggers
You're dumb and you're rich, so it figgers
That there will be girls
Who'll want gold and pearls...
Jethro, beware of Golddiggers
You're dumb and you're rich, so it figgers
That there will be girls
Who'll want gold and pearls
If they know who you are, they'll go piggers.
I want! I need! Got to have!
I want! I need! Got to have!
A car that goes ZOOOM!!! down the ave
want! I need! Got to have!
A car that goes ZOOOM!!! down the ave
With Four on the floor
Who could ask for more
want! I need! Got to have!
A car that goes ZOOOM!!! down the ave
With Four on the floor
Who could ask for more
not even the guy who needs salve
I'm doing a Trial AS WE TYPE
No, it's not one with much hype
