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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2003 10:56 pm
The fortune cookie revealed a surprise
"Bonnie Prince Charles-he likey guys!"
Ha, I should be so lucky
To get a cookie about Chuckie?
Is Chuckie getting lucky, do you surmise?


There once was a charmer from Bahama....
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mikey
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2003 11:09 pm
There once was a charmer from Bahama....
And his best friend's name was Osama,,,,,
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 01:09 am
There once was a charmer from Bahama
And his best friend's name was Osama
Who lived near Tashkent
In a Bedouin tent
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 06:34 am
There once was a charmer from Bahama
And his best friend's name was Osama
Who lived near Tashkent
In a Bedouin tent
with the cashier from the local Shoprama.

The three whiled by their days in the tent,
the cashier stole the money they spent.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 06:46 am
Debacle has a thing on the Prince
Though the ring of truth makes Charly wince
He knows he can't win
But that isn't a sin
'cause he swears he's not done it since.

These days the Prince seems a bit dodgy....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 07:00 am
These days the Prince seems a bit dodgy,
Though he thought he'd recovered from Squidgy -
He envied a tampon...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 07:53 am
These days the Prince seems a bit dodgy,
Though he thought he'd recovered from Squidgy -
He envied a tampon
Or crumpets with jam on
Its difficult to tell when you're Royalty

Its time for us poms to win the world cup
The ozzies are bound to slip up....
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 07:57 am
Its time for us poms to win the world cup
The ozzies are bound to slip up....
Oh yeah ? dream on mate,
The english are sure to deflate,
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 08:07 am
Its time for us poms to win the world cup
The ozzies are bound to slip up....
Oh yeah ? dream on mate,
The english are sure to deflate
I beg to differ, when we win, what'll you sup ?
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 08:42 am
Line?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 08:46 am
Hiama forgot to give a line,
Could it be age or just too much wine ? Twisted Evil
or the dreams than England can win,
bought on again by too much gin,
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 08:51 am
Hiama forgot to give a line,
Could it be age or just too much wine ?
or the dreams than England can win,
bought on again by too much gin,
Brits drinking and writing ain't no crime!

It's an historical fact
That the British can write and act!
The Ozzies can curse
But they can't write verse
Pardon my lack of tact.

Oz has a few nice exports
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 09:14 am
Oz has a few nice exports
but munchkins are not good at sports,
Oh, I misundertood,
Clarify, if you would,
or the 'roos will be all out of sorts.

There once was a kanga called Roo...
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 09:33 am
There once was a kanga called Roo
He lived in the Sydney Zoo
He kicked is way out
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 09:36 am
There once was a kanga called Roo
He lived in the Sydney Zoo
He kicked is way out,
encountered a drunk pom lout,
and kicked his butt too !!!

(sorry my english friends, but you know, being an honorary brit myself, I mean no malice...)

Oh I wish I could go to land down under,
Where women glow and men thunder (borrowed from Men at work Smile)
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 09:41 am
Oh I wish I could go to land down under,
Where women glow and men thunder
You got wrong,
That Aussie song:
"Down under where men plunder"?

Is plunder like rape and pillage?
Are we safe in an Aussie village?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 09:49 am
Is plunder like rape and pillage?
Are we safe in an Aussie village?
Ofcourse, just drink plenty of beer,
open yr legs and say "mate, come 'ere" Twisted Evil

<aside: I know, but given my love for aussie men and women, I changed that line Smile >
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 10:04 am
Is plunder like rape and pillage?
Are we safe in an Aussie village?
Ofcourse, just drink plenty of beer,
open yr legs and say "mate, come 'ere"
And be careful to watch the spillage.

Olivia, Mel, Bryan, Nicole
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 02:07 pm
Olivia, Mel, Bryan, Nicole
Each play a leading role
Like Aussies Russell and Hugh
To name just a few
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2003 02:20 pm
Olivia, Mel, Bryan, Nicole
Each play a leading role
Like Aussies Russell and Hugh
To name just a few
Our movie biz they stole!

Does Mel Gibson have a nose job?
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