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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Eva
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 04:14 pm
Not many of those to the pound
You've heard that one before, I'll be bound
But say it again
It's good for a grin...
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theollady
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 05:32 pm
Not many of those to the pound
You've heard that one before, I'll be bound
But say it again
It's good for a grin...
And they wont last if I'm around!

Half melon for breakfast is FINE-
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 09:01 pm
Half melon for breakfast is FINE
A couple sliced peachs, sublime.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 09:07 pm
Half melon for breakfast is FINE
A couple sliced peachs, sublime.
But what's even finer,
and far more sublimer,
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 09:47 pm
Half melon for breakfast is FINE
A couple sliced peaches sublime.
But what's even finer,
and far more sublimer,
are some luscious ripe pears poached in wine.

Grandma served up some pasty white gruel
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fealola
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 09:52 pm
Grandma served up some pasty white gruel
And then she sent me off to school
With a brown paper bag
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2003 01:37 pm
Grandma served up some pasty white gruel
And then she sent me off to school
With a brown paper bag
And a small white tag
Which read " This girl is no fool !"

Eating good food is real clever
It sets you up for endeavo(u)r...
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2003 01:48 pm
Eating good food is real clever
It sets you up for endeavo(u)r
You can hike up Everest
Get your personal best
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2003 02:05 pm
Eating good food is real clever
It sets you up for endeavo(u)r
You can hike up Everest
Get your personal best
Mind you it sure uses up leather !

YOur knees are the first to go....
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willow tl
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2003 02:10 pm
Your Knees are the first to go...
when you're hit on the chin don't you know..
when fighting in the ring
a jab makes you sting
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2003 04:36 pm
Your Knees are the first to go...
when you're hit on the chin don't you know..
when fighting in the ring
a jab makes you sting
And the jabber was Cassius not Joe.

When Cassius became Ali
Nobody seemed to agree
That the name that he chose
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2003 06:40 pm
When Cassius became Ali
Nobody seemed to agree
That the name that he chose
could take the media blows
but their objections turned out to be folly.


Now a word from Howard Cosell
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 08:56 am
Now a word from Howard Cosell
The stories that guy likes to tell
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 09:29 am
Now a word from Howard Cosell
The stories that guy likes to tell
At hand is his thesaurus
To use while he boors us
Let his ubiquitous stats go to hell.


There once was a lady from Shady Glenn.............
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 09:31 am
There once was a lady from Shady Glenn
Who wanted a pri*k the size of big ben Twisted Evil
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 09:37 am
There once was a lady from Shady Glenn
Who wanted a pri*k the size of Big Ben
She was pleased to have time on her hands
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 09:39 am
There once was a lady from Shady Glenn
Who wanted a pri*k the size of Big Ben
She was pleased to have time on her hands
wanted to f**k to the tune of marching bands,

<as u can see, the moment I appear things go downhill Twisted Evil>
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kirsten
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 11:57 am
There once was a lady from Shady Glen
Who wanted a pri*k the size of Big Ben
She was pleased to have time on her hands
wanted to f**k to the tune of marching bands
But her poor lover was more like a Bic Pen

The fortune cookie revealed a surprise
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 12:00 pm
The fortune cookie revealed a surprise
"Bonnie Prince Charles- he likey guys!"
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2003 02:31 pm
The fortune cookie revealed a surprise
"Bonnie Prince Charles- he likey guys!"
Ha, I should be so lucky
To get a cookie about Chuckie?
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