Remember that one with the pie-eating contest
They wanted to see who could throw up the best
Isn't that just like old Stephen King
He wants to see all sorts of things fling
Or bleed or haunt or die... Please! Give it a rest!
I prefer something soothing--like Garrison Keillor...
I prefer something soothing--like Garrison Keillor
Makes the old days seem a little bit realer
I prefer something soothing--like Garrison Keillor
Makes the old days seem a little bit realer
Some old-fashioned jokes
For down-to-earth folks
I prefer something soothing-like Garrison Keillor
Makes the old days seem a bit realer
Some old fashioned jokes
For down-to-earth folks
Told in the mellow voice of a healer
Serving generous slices of Americana
Serving generous slices of Americana
In corpore sano, mens sana
'Cos latin will help
If you let out a yelp
God, what rhymes with this? R H Dana?
Lake Wobegon does it for me
Lake Wobegon does it for me
Garrison Keller gives me such glee
His wit is sublime
I laugh everytime
Lake Wobegon does it for me
Garrison Keller gives me such glee
His wit is sublime
I laugh everytime
But his face is, um, strange...did you see?
"A good face for radio," someone said
And Garrison hung down his head
Although it was true
The least he could do...
"A good face for radio," someone said
And Garrison hung down his head
Although it was true
The least he could do,
Was to talk, but he just turned red.
Talk radio's out of control
Talk radio's out of control
all in the right wing's hold.
There's no liberal slant
no Democratic equivalant
and protests are seen as so droll.
I wish that they stop shouting at me
I wish that they stop shouting at me
Gonna change the channel--SEE?
The Hannity rant
The Rush Limbaugh chant
I wish that they stop shouting at me
Gonna change the channel--SEE?
The Hannity rant
The Rush Limbaugh chant
neither one based in reality
they have to fill a two hour show
so they make sh-t up as they go
they have to fill a two hour show
so they make sh-t up as they go
Then they get smarmy thrills
While popping their pills
And still the audience grow
They get rich by hawking snake oil
They get rich by hawking snake oil
when they ought to have hats of tin foil.
With their thoughts, oh so sick
they imperil the Republic
while they keep the GOP so loyal.
It just show what money can buy
It just show what money can buy
I don't work...I don't even try
It just shows what money can buy
I don't work...I don't even try
Tired of this power game
Think that it's a crying shame
They don't even flinch when they lie
Maybe it's time for a clean slate
Maybe it's time for a clean slate.
I agree, let's set the date.
The first Tuesday in November,
I hope you'll remember
Maybe it's time for a clean slate.
I agree, let's set the date.
The first Tuesday in November,
I hope you'll remember
That's the time folks, to ship out the freight
If 'twere done when 'tis done then 'twere well
If 'twere done when 'tis done then 'twere well
Sometimes Shakespeare just scares folk to h*ll
Okay in small doses
Too much of it poses
A problem or two I can tell
As the wise old man said to the maiden
As the wise old man said to the maiden
"My your baskets are heavy laden."
"What have you there?
Is there any to spare?
As the wise old man said to the maiden
"My your baskets are heavy laden."
"What have you there?
Is there any to spare?
Are you having your melons weighed in?
Not many of those to the pound
You've heard that one before, I'll be bound
