My dreams are a stream of strange faces
They all allude to not wearing shoe laces
They all have a great skill
Especially one called Bill
Who lassos kangeroos with his braces
One day I spied a young lass....
One day I spied a young lass
Who was doggedly fishing for bass...
One day I spied a young lass
Who was doggedly fishing for bass...
His hook grabbed a fish
and he got his own wish
One day I espied a young lass
Who was doggedly fishing for bass...
Her hook grabbed a fish
And she got her own wish
A lass with a bass- now that's class!
Hermaphrodites fishing for flounders
Hermaphrodites fishing for flounders
Best be on the lookout for bounders
To engage such a cad
Hermaphrodites fishing for flounders
Best be on the lookout for bounders
To engage such a cad
Is dangerous, my lad
Hermaphrodites fishing for flounders
Best be on the lookout for bounders
To engage such a cad
Is dangerous, my lad
Any Dog Fish caught are blood hounders
In the event you go fishing in Maine
In the event you go fishing in Maine,
Don;t take your gear on the train,
In the event you go fishing in Maine,
Don't take your gear on the train,
Just take it all in a sack
strapped to your back
In the event you go fishing in Maine
Don't take your gear on the train
Just take it all in a sack
strapped to your back
And bring an umbrella for rain
Maine's chilly and damp and it's rocky...
Maine's chilly and damp and it's rocky
To hike there, you'd better be stocky.
Maine's chilly and damp and it's rocky
To hike there, you'd better be stocky
Wear shoes that are worn
You don't want a corn
Maine's chilly and damp and it's rocky
To hike there, you'd better be stocky
Wear shoes that are worn
You don't want a corn
And duck! (The seagulls get flocky)
If rock jumping's hard, eat Rock Lobster
If rock jumping's hard, eat Rock Lobster
And throw in buttered corn on the cob, sir
If rock jumping's hard, eat Rock Lobster
And throw in buttered corn on the cob, sir
spit out the shell
and give out a yell:
If rock jumping's hard, eat Rock Lobster
And throw in buttered corn on the cob, sir
Then suck out the juice,
It'll get you loose,
Then dip it in butter and stir.
Remember the scene in Tom Jones?
Remember the scene in Tom Jones?
Where they ate everything 'cept the bones?
(ha ha!)
Remember the scene in Tom Jones?
Where they ate everything 'cept the bones?
THEY sucked out the juice
And got VERY loose
Remember the scene in Tom Jones?
Where they ate everything 'cept the bones?
THEY sucked out the juice
And got VERY loose
Oh, now I remember the loud groans.
Remember that one with the pie-eating contest?
Remember that one with the pie-eating contest
They wanted to see who could throw up the best
Isn't that just like old Stephen King
He wants to see all sorts of things fling
