I was saying how happy I am
To a jumbuck who's too fond of Spam
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dlowan
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Tue 11 Feb, 2003 04:03 pm
I was saying how happy I am
To a jumbuck who's too fond of Spam,
Well that jumbuck leapt up
Like a huge frisky pup....
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SnoopCitySid
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Tue 11 Feb, 2003 10:32 pm
sorry - I forgot or never knew what a limerick was - now I know
lim·er·ick ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lmr-k)
n.
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
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littlek
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Tue 11 Feb, 2003 10:41 pm
I was saying how happy I am
To a jumbuck who's too fond of Spam,
Well that jumbuck leapt up
Like a huge frisky pup....
Till stuffed him back in his pram
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Ethel2
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Tue 11 Feb, 2003 11:39 pm
The cafe on the corner is where
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hiama
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 02:42 am
The cafe on the corner is where
People all come to, to stare
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dlowan
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 04:09 am
The cafe on the corner is where
People all come to, to stare
They all love to gawk,
Stir their coffee and squawk,
At other primates, with no hair.
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dlowan
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 04:10 am
There was a gorilla up there...
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hiama
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 04:44 am
There was a gorilla up there
Who simply had nothing to wear
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dlowan
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 04:48 am
So she took a wee skirt
And a small lurex shirt
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hiama
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 05:10 am
There was a gorilla up there
Who simply had nothing to wear
So she took a wee skirt
And a small lurex shirt
Eat your heart out Baudelaire
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dlowan
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 05:37 am
'Twas a quite simple thing for Rimbaud...
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hiama
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 08:19 am
'Twas a quite simple thing for Rimbaud
To rhyme himself( lui-meme) with letter O
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Ethel2
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 12:57 pm
'Twas a quite simple thing for Rimbaud
To rhyme himself (lui-meme) with letter O
The rhyming got tough
And he thought, "it's enough!"
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hiama
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 01:38 pm
'Twas a quite simple thing for Rimbaud
To rhyme himself (lui-meme) with letter O
The rhyming got tough
And he thought, "it's enough!"
I've mucked it up- oh blow
A diesel fitter called Charlie..
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dlowan
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 02:43 pm
A diesel fitter called Charlie
Looked quite a fine sight on his Harley
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SnoopCitySid
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 03:03 pm
A diesel fitter called Charlie
Looked quite a fine sight on his Harley
until he was thrown and hit his poor head
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Ethel2
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 09:17 pm
A diesel fitter called Charlie
Looked quite a fine sight on his Harley
Until he was thrown
On his head with a moan
Now he just sits at home with Miss Carlie
The wine is past cold in the freezer
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mikey
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 09:37 pm
The wine is past cold in the freezer
Not nearly enough left to tease her
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littlek
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Wed 12 Feb, 2003 10:00 pm
The wine is past cold in the freezer
Not nearly enough left to tease her
She chipped at the mass
and shattered the glass
