Said the Bunny "Please don't be so rude!..
"At least knock if you think I am nude
" To do anything less,
" would be quite careless
"And you wouldn't want to be misconstrued"
I wonder would anyone care
If Ms. Lowen's covered with hare?
I wonder would anyone care
If Ms. Lowen's covered with hare?
A jugged one would be best
As long as she's dressed
I wonder would anyone care
If Ms. Lowen's covered with hare?
A jugged one would be best
As long as she's dressed -
But - "Youse men is all beasts" I declare!
A limerick's for fun, I declare -
And not for your thoughts about hair!...
(HIAMA.......very nice to see you indeed.)
A limerick's for fun, I declare -
And not for your thoughts about hair!
it is RUDE to point "There!"
Where there's hair on a hare
A limerick's for fun, I declare
And not for your thoughts about hair!
it is RUDE to point "There!"
Where there's hair on a hare
And do beware of the hairy hare's snare!
Pink begonias grow in Uncle Mike's den
But Mike's not been in there since when
Pink begonias grow in Uncle Mike's den
But Mike's not been there since when
Aunt Judy went crazy
And their kids turned lazy
Pink begonias grow in Uncle Mike's den
But Mike's not been there since when
Aunt Judy went crazy
And their kids turned lazy
And it all went beyond poor Mike's ken.
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I'm hot and I'm tired and I'm cross...
I'm hot and I'm tired and I'm cross
I confess I'm quite at a loss...
It isn't that funny
Being a Hot Cross Bunny
I'm hot and I'm tired and I'm cross
I confess I'm quite at a loss
It isn't that funny
Being a Hot Cross Bunny
When your tail keeps getting a toss
Toss me a pack
And Ill be right back....
Toss me a pack and I'll be right back
I'm just heading out to pick up a snack
Toss me a pack and I'll be right back
I'm just heading out to pick up a snack
Should I return not
Get rid of the pot
Or smoke it all up, what the heck
I'll soon be a wreck
Hey what the heck .....
I'll soon be a wreck
Hey what the heck
Why curse in whisper and mumble,
When instead of run I stumble
I'll soon be a wreck
Hey what the heck
Why curse in whisper and mumble,
When instead of run I stumble
Trip over and break my neck
O how happy I am...
(Er....do we need to consider writing limericks again - or is that too anal of me.........?)
How happy I am, I'm out of that jam...
(Er....do we need to consider writing limericks again - or is that too anal of me.........?)
I was saying how happy I am...
