'Twas a tragic and terrible day
The Shnee girls just wasted away
They'd money for supper
and after, a cuppa
But for company, they just wouldn't pay
Oh, I forgot next line:
The Shnee girls went calling at Zoyz
To check out some less greedy boys
The Shnee girls went calling at Zoyz
To check out some less greedy boys
The boys wanted to money
But had a strong taste for honey
The Shnee girls went calling at Zoyz
To check out some less greedy boys
The boys wanted the money
But had a strong taste for honey
So the govenor was dismissed by the boys
The govenor was jealous and mad
It seems his old lady was bad
The governor was jealous and mad
It seems his old lady was bad
She wouldn't smile sweet
The governor was jealous and mad
It seems his old lady was bad
She wouldn't smile sweet
Or play kiss his feet...
The governor was jealous and mad
It seems his old lady was bad
She wouldn't smile sweet
wore only bare feet
The governor was jealous and mad
It seems his old lady was bad
She wouldn't smile sweet
Or play kiss his feet...
She thought her husband a cad.
It's a dastardly deed that you do
It's a dastardly deed that you do
And a caddish and rotten one, too...
It's a dastardly deed that you do
And a caddish and rotten one, too
I'm on my back, Mac
on this cold railroad track
not started, and your whistle just blew?!
(got greedy on that one...feel free to begin anudder)
Feel free to begin an udder
Said the milk maid to her brudder
Feel free to begin an udder
Said the milk maid to her brudder
But alas, he was shy,
And he started to cry...
deb, I'm gonna rewrite and finish...
Feel free to begin an udder
Said the milk maid to her brudder
Said the bro' to his sis'
'I'd as soon kiss a miss
So please sis go bother anudder.'
Incest is a family affair
Replied the Seal to the Hare
Incest is a family affair
Replied the Seal to the Hare
So hop off my promontory
And use your affrontery
On bugs bunny over there
Hmmmmmmmm.....
Said the Bunny: "Please don't be so rude!"...
"At least knock if you think I am nude"
Said the Bunny:
"Please don't be so rude!"..
"At least knock if you think I am nude"
" To do anything less ",
" would be quite careless "
