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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
mikey
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 11:43 pm
Our Mikey at the Burren does play.........
You must have been there yesterday,,,,,
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Lazarus
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 06:32 pm
Our Mikey at the Burren does play.........
You must have been there yesterday,,,,,
I was! It was neat!
I had a front row seat.
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 08:11 pm
Our Mikey at the Burren does play
You must have been there yesterday
I was! It was neat!
I had a front row seat
And Mikey just blew us away.


Have you heard that Letty's a gossip?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 08:18 pm
Have you heard that Letty's a gossip?
She shoots the dirt from her hip.
She's got the inside
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 08:21 pm
Have you heard that Letty's a gossip?
She shoots the dirt from her hip.
She's got the inside
scoop far and wide
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fealola
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 09:03 pm
Have you heard that Letty's a gossip?
She shoots the dirt from her hip.
She's got the inside
scoop far and wide
Loose lips can sink the ship!

But that's okay, let's dish!
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 10:05 pm
But that's okay, let's dish
The latest buzz around town's delish
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:33 am
But that's okay, let's dish
The latest buzz around town's delish
That fellow named Craven
Says his site is worth savin'
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:36 am
But that's okay, let's dish
The latest buzz around town's delish
That fellow named Craven
Says his site is worth savin'
Together we'll fulfil his wish !!

But gossip abt me is worrying,
it'll send all my admirers scurrying,
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:39 am
But gossip abt me is worrying,
it'll send all my admirers scurrying,
But we'd scare off the youth
If we told them the truth
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:38 am
But gossip abt me is worrying,
it'll send all my admirers scurrying,
But we'd scare off the youth
If we told them the truth
That Gautam is really a dahlink.

Is yellow sauce all it's made up to be?..........
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:41 am
Is yellow sauce all it's made up to be?..........
nah, it is as british as an Indian curry,
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:43 am
Is yellow sauce all it's made up to be?..........
nah, it is as british as an Indian curry,
flavor's too mellow
for that Indian fellow
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 10:37 am
Is yellow sauce all it's made up to be?..........
nah, it is as british as an Indian curry,
flavor's too mellow
for that Indian fellow
Asthana, Gosht or else Mutterjee

Friday night's best bib and tucker

(steady now)
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Rose
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:11 pm
Friday night's best bib and tucker
Caused McTag's poets all to pucker-
Rhyme's too hard
Could we it discard?
Oh no, we got ourselves a sucker!


Let us go a little easy ... Please!

Razz
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Adele
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 10:10 pm
Let us go a little easy ... Please!
Get that schmuck up off thier knees!
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 01:52 pm
Let us go a little easy ... Please!
Get that schmuck up off their knees!
Schmuck is yiddish I hear
What it means is not clear
If I knelt, then got up, I would wheeze

I do know the meaning of schmuck

(!!!)
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 01:57 pm
I do know the meaning of schmuck,
It's a hen with a stuttering cluck.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 02:19 pm
I do know the meaning of schmuck,
It's a hen with a stuttering cluck.
Give it one good whack
And like a duck it'll quack
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 02:39 pm
I do know the meaning of schmuck,
It's a hen with a stuttering cluck.
Give it one good whack
And like a duck it'll quack
People do this for good luck!

What number to play in the Lotto?
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