What number to play in the Lotto?
Use favourite ones, that's my motto
Use the same ones each week
And if by some freak
You win, then your voce's not sotto
You shout "Hip, hooray!" from the rooftops
You shout "Hip, hooray!" from the rooftops
Your dancing feet sound like hoof-clops!
And everyone loves ya
You shout "Hip, hooray!" from the rooftops
Your dancing feet sound like hoof-clops!
And everyone loves ya money
They all call ya 'honey'
You don't get this saving up boxtops!
"Moan, groan", Why don't I ever win it?
"Moan, groan", Why don't I ever win it?
The ticket and with your hopes you do pin it.
"Moan, groan", Why don't I ever win it?
The ticket and with your hopes you do pin it.
A dream and dollar,
a scream and a holler
and your bet money's gone in a minute.
Put your cash in those stocks and those bonds
Put your cash in those stocks and bonds
Keep it away from the small crooks and cons
Put your cash in those stocks and bonds
Keep it away from the small crooks and cons
Matresses are good,
He fell off his horse
a regular occurrance of cousre
but this time he's broken his shin.
Whoops,wrong forum. Sorry. Tried to delete but without success.
Limmerick
Lola wrote:He knows he can't win
But that isn't a sin
He fell off his horse
regular occurrance of course
but this time
he's broken his shin.
Hope you don't mind me tagging on but I have replies twice and it has gone astray Maggie
Put your cash in those stocks and bonds
Keep it away from the small crooks and cons
Matresses are good,
Though financially crude,
Put your cash in those stocks and bonds
Keep it away from the small crooks and cons
mattresses are good,
Though financially crude,
'Cause your getting more offs than ons.
This rotating bed makes me dizzy
This rotating bed makes me dizzy
This Heartbreak Hotel is a tizzy
This rotating bed makes me dizzy
This Heartbreak Hotel is a tizzy
Now, where is that bottle?
Crank the bed up, full throttle!
And me 'n' Jack Daniels'll get busy
A black velvet painting of nudies...
A black velvet painting of nudies
Oh! There's Elvis, he is such a cutie
A black velvet painting of nudies
Oh! There's Elvis, he is such a cutie
wearing just Blue Suede Shoes,
still, it gives the girlies the blues,
his back's turned, you just see his bootie.
The King is smiling over his left shoulder
The King is smiling over his left shoulder
But now his shoulder's a little bit colder
If he could just see
Ole Lisa Marie
He'd grow another hundred years older.
Look what they've done to my song, ma
Look what they've done to my song, ma
You know. the one taught to me by dear grandpa
Look what they've done to my song, ma
You know, the one taught to me by dear grandpa
They've made it sooo naughty
I'll take another hot totty
Look what they've done to my song, ma
You know, the one taught to me by dear grandpa
They've made it sooo naughty
I'll take another hot totty
And write some more limericks, ha ha!
That old man was really a card
He made me laugh so hard
But now he is gone
Can't sing along
That old man was really a card
He made me laugh so hard
But now he is gone
Can't sing along
But I remember his lyrics, dear bard.
The song is ended, but the melody lingers on
