Was a ruuuly cool mall fer sher!
'Twas sooo ruuly cool I wore fur
I stopped in the Gap
Then listned to rap
But alas, all the words seemed to slur.
I really prefer a good melody
I really prefer a good melody
While committing a federal felony
I really prefer a good melody
While committing a federal felony
Like the soundtrack from Shaft
When commiting graft
I'm sorry for interupting your poem.
If there are words that rhyme with melody, I don't know 'em.
Now a limerick about trees,
Would be finished with ease.
We'd write about xylum and phloem.
A seedling grows toward the light.
A seedling grows toward the light
And for Lazarus that is alright
But for Feola it's melody
All for graft you see
A seedling grows toward the light
And for Lazarus that is alright
But for Feola it's melody
All for graft you see
The last line escapeth me, quite
It's sunny outside here, today
It's sunny outside here, today
but I'm stuck here on this bidet. :wink:
It's sunny outside here, today
but I'm stuck here on this bidet
Turn the water on, hard
But please be on your guard
You don't know where that water will stray...
You could end up on top of a fountain
You could end up on top of a fountain
Or end down at the base of a mountain.
You could end up on top of a fountain
Or end down at the base of a mountain
If the fountain descended
On the part that's upended
You could end up on top of a fountain
Or end down at the base of a mountain
If the fountain descended
On the part that's upended
You're numbered days you'll be countin'
See a proctologist, Now!
See a proctologist, Now!
Said wifey when hubby said, "OW!"
See a proctologist, Now!
Said wifey when hubby said, "OW!
Preperation-H
Won't relieve the ache
See a proctologist now,
Said wifey when hubby said, "OW"!
Or a ring made of rubber,
Will help with the blubber...
See a proctologist, Now!
Said wifey when hubby said, "OW!
Preperation-H
Won't relieve the ache
OR
See a proctologist now,
Said wifey when hubby said, "OW"!
Or a ring made of rubber,
Will help with the blubber
Changing subjects now...don't have a cow!
"What foods do you like best?" asked Herman
"Chinese, Thai, Italian or German?..."
What foods do you like best?" asked Herman
"Chinese, Thai, Italian or German?"
"Nouvelle cuisine is my choice."
Said I sotto voce
And Herman said, "Oh, freedom fries!"
If politics is your game........
If politics is your game........
Then Finnerty, Bulger, ? must be your name,
If politics is your game
Then Finnerty, Bulger,? must be your name,
Though lotteries, relatives and politcs,
As anyone knows don't mix......
If politics is your game
Then Finnerty, Bulger,? must be your name,
Though lotteries, relatives and politcs,
As anyone knows don't mix......
But a phone call can fix yer game
Our Mikey at the Burren does play.........
