I once had a donkey named Cletus
Was always delighted to meet us
So sorry, Adele
Where you've been, I can't tell
But McTag and Adele please don't leave us.
A flower is a lovesome thing.............
A flower is a lovesome thing
Unless a bee gives a sting
A flower is a lovesome thing
Unless a bee gives a sting
(A sting's an injection
that gives you infection)
A flower is a lovesome thing
Unless a bee gives a sting
(A sting's an injection
that gives you infection)
I must give the doctor a ring!
Allergic to beestings? Oh no!....
Allergic to beestings? Oh no!....
My sting!..it is starting to grow!
Allergic to beestings? Oh no!....
My sting!..it is starting to grow!
So put on some mud
That will make it a dud
Then tell the bee to go blow.
Bees make honey for you
Bees make honey for you
And for my honey too,
For when he is sweet
There's a place where we meet
Bees make honey for you
And for my honey too,
For when he is sweet
There's a place where we meet
And all to follow is blue.
My dog was a dog name Blue
My dog was a dog named Blue
(And no, he didn't have a Clue.)...
My dog was a dog named Blue
(And no, he didn't have a Clue.)
So, he ate my shoe
And went doo-ddo
On my new shag carpet, Boo-Hoo
Orange shag carpets are in again
Orange shag carpets are in again
So I think I'll buy me one, and then
A Lava-lamp or two
Orange shag carpets are in again
So I think I'll buy me one, and then
A Lava-lamp or two
Then I'll watch Scooby-Doo
Orange shag carpets are in again
So I think I'll buy me one, and then
A Lava-lamp or two
Then I'll watch Scooby-Doo
And play with my Barbie and Ken.
I never played with a Barbie Doll
I never played with a Barbie Doll
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
(sorry- I was at a loss.)
I never played with a Barbie Doll
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
So I trashed all my toys
I never played with a Barbie Doll
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
So I trashed all my toys
And slapped several boys
never played with a Barbie Doll
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
So I trashed all my toys
And slapped several boys
Then took my rage to the mall.
Was a ruuuly cool mall fer sher!
Was a ruuuly cool mall fer sher!
'Twas sooo ruuly cool I wore fur.
Was a ruuuly cool mall fer sher!
'Twas sooo ruuly cool I wore fur
I stopped in the Gap
Then listned to rap
Was a ruuuly cool mall fer sher!
'Twas sooo ruuly cool I wore fur
I stopped in the Gap
Then listned to rap
And bought frankinscence and mhyrr (sp?)
I got them in the Jesus Store
