We're going to the hukilau
Where there's luscious rum and plenty good kau kau
So hand me a lei
Together we'll play...
We're going to the hukilau
Where there's luscious rum and plenty good kau kau
-And we'll jump for joy
As we eat the poi
No, I take that back
-And how.
But bury a pig and roast it,
But bury a pig and roast it,
On a charcoal burner, not spit,
Give Eva back her lei
And then we'll all play
But bury a pig and roast it,
On a charcoal burner, not spit,
Give Eva back her lei
And then we'll all play
And we'll all do a hula with it.
The sun is setting on Waikiki
(f, you do like to test a person
The sun is setting on Waikiki
But who's that there? Why, it's me
Borne there on a dream
A consciousness stream
The sun is setting on Waikiki
But who's that there? Why, it's me
Borne there on a dream
A consciousness stream
A-dabbling my toes in the sea
As the breakers expire on the strand
As the breakers expire on the strand
The surf flows over my hand
And I stare at the clouds
Like angelic shrouds
While by the warm breeze I am fanned.
Can you really say you are 'at peace'?
Can you really say you are 'at peace'?
Will the firing finally cease?
Can you really say you are 'at peace'?
Will the firing finally cease?
The powers that be
Bury bodies at sea
Lazarus, thanks for "spiraling" over to the game, and Welcome!
Can you really say you are 'at peace'?
Will the firing finally cease?
The powers that be
Bury bodies at sea
Somebody call the police!
Why can't we all get along
Why can't we all get along?
Fighting's inherently wrong.
Why can't we all get along?
Fighting's inherently wrong.
But war still goes on
Why can't we all get along?
Fighting's inherently wrong.
But war still goes on
From dusk until dawn
Why can't we all get along
Fighting's inherently wrong.
But war still goes on
From dusk until dawn
As they sing their marching song.
When Johnnie comes marching home
When Johnnie comes marching home
With contraceptive foam
When Johnnie comes marching home
With contraceptive foam
Carnal desire
Will douse his fire
He'll never ever want to roam
Tulips are a beautiful thing
Tulips are a beautiful thing
What a segway Hiama brings!
Tulips are a beautiful thing
What a joy to our lives they bring
Alas, it is fall-
No tulips at all!
I'll just have to wait until spring.
I once had a donkey named Cletus
EDIT: Sorry, fealola, I kinda hogged that one.
I once had a donkey named Cletus
Was always delighted to meet us
So sorry, Adele
Where you've been, I can't tell
(Oh yes, I get it, you were at the foot of the second-to-last page. Never mind, join in now!)
